I did some more research on Gitmo, and I found some activities that do seem a bit culturally insensitive to the murderous terrorists. This should probably stop, but, then again, it was their culture that led them to this point so maybe we should break it down.
CULTURAL INSENSITIVITY AT GITMO
* Fake Koran that, when you open it, squirts pig blood in your face.
* Sign to pray towards Mecca actually pointing towards Graceland.
* Rap music blared at detainees to help in interrogations are produced and preformed by Orthodox Jews
* Throwing cups of pee at detainees (I think there’s something in their religion about not getting pee thrown on you).
* Not allowing the detainees a short “Michael Jackson Was Found Not Guilty” party.
* Forcing the detainees to go a whole month without being able to do some mindless act of violence.
* Having a non-Muslims touch a Koran – especially while beating a detainee with it.
* Mocking the detainees’ religious beliefs such as asserting that murder is wrong.
* No dessert until the detainees eat all their pork chops.
* Displaying more than a fourth grade education in front of detainees.
* Adjusting the AC to extremes not allowed in the Koran.
* Shaving the detainees’ beards but leaving a soul patch.
* Allowing unveiled female soldiers around detainees – who beat them up.
* Not allowing detainees their nightly naked pyramid.
Mocking the detainees’ religious beliefs such as asserting that murder is wrong.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
You are a funny master, Frank
No Free MJ party? Cruel and unusual indeed.
Forcing detainees to sunbathe without cocoa butter, producing a muddled tan.
It just wouldn’t be a great gulag without those naked pyramid parties!!
Having a balding joooish dentist ask, in a strange german accent, the jihadists over and over “is it safe?” All the while arranging hidious dental equipment.
We could never deny them their naked pyramid.
That would make AmNASTY InterASSHOLE mad.
All the time that the Leftists were screaming about the torture at ABu Ghraib, I thought I remembered that the naked pyramid was part of the religion.
Homer Simpson: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer Simpson: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer Simpson: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer Simpson: Heh heh heh … ooh … yeah … right, Lisa. A wonderful … magical animal.
Oh, that list… the horrors… the cruelties… the atrocities… the inhumanity! (sarcasm off)
Cry me a f**kin river.