Find the Nazism

This is from Uber’s comment to this post, and I thought it was worth everyone having a gander:

I have composed the list of supposed “sever human rights abuses” by services members according to Oasis who uses a Times article as proof.
1-whispering in ear of terrorist while med care is given.
(give me a break)
2-wrestling terrorist to ground for physically attacking and attempting to spit on military personnel who whisper in ears.
(treatment that any petty criminal would receive)
3-forced terrorist to stand for undisclosed amount of time
(a technique popularly used for children when they get into trouble)
4-forced terrorist to sit still for undisclosed for amount of time
(a technique used on billions of children in public and privite education only chairs are wodden or plastic)
5-forced fluids by IV drip when terrorist refuses liquids and beomes dehydrated
(technique used on military personnel who have become dehydrated on purpose or not)
6-hand cuffed terrorist to chair when he tried to rip IV out
(a technique I don’t doubt would be used on any severely dehydrated service member trying to rip out a life saving IV)
7-bathroom visit prohibited until terrorist answers questions
(another technique used on billions of children in public and private schools all over the world only the teacher doesn’t need a reason to say no and the child COULD go ahead with lesss risk than the terrorist I suppose, but again, school children aren’t dangerous terrorists.)
8-confuses terrorists by letting them sleep in.
(?)
9-confuses terrorists by giving them home-cooked Arab meal
(?)
10-try to use terrorist being allowed to pray to get him to DRINK WATER AND NOT DIE.
(the horror)
11-poured water over terrorists head when he STILL refused to drink water and NOT DIE.
(this bores me now but on I will go)
12-woke terrorist by dripping water on his head and playing Christina Aguilera music.
(I’ve thrown ice water on someone I love to wake them in the past, the lame assed music was their own though)
13-forced terrorist to watch a terrorist puppet show
(LMAO)
14-shown photos of victims of terrorist, American flags and red lights.
(Hell yeah, wish we could force this on them ALL and a few wishy-washy liberals too!)
15-Made terrorist stand for National Anthem
(Military personnel must also stand for National Anthem, I’m sure he remains as unscathed as liberals at sports events who cave to peer pressure and stand up)
16-taped photo of 9-11 victim to terrorists pants.
(?)
17-close physical presence of a female service member to terrorist.
(no gender discrimination here to save you buddy, get over it and be happy she could stand your stench and be close)
18-rewarded terrorist with a blanket and turning down the AC for information
(when I want a man to turn down the AC and let me put an extra blanket on the bed I have to flirt, sneak, or both)
19-ANOTHER forced IV when MORE med care is given and doc says terrorist is dehydrated FROM REFUSING WATER.
20-Music played to keep terrorist awake.
(again, the neighbor’s son often abuses me at night with Slim Shady, so what)
21-after EVEN MORE medical care, terrorist is placed in isolation with a heart monitor just in case HIS OWN ACTIONS are hurting him.
(many in the US and around the world don’t have access to medical care at all, much less can have specialists flown in to care for them when they’ve done it to themselves)
22-due to terrorists HARMFUL ACTIONS TO HIMSELF a specialist is FLOWN IN FROM 600 MILES away, terrorist is given MORE MEDICAL CARE and an ENTIRE DAY OF SLEEP, just because, though no medical probs were found
(this is more than average stay-at-home and new mothers who are exausted feeding and caring for children round the clock receive)
23-After even MORE MEDICAL CARE, terrorist is hooded, shackled, restrained and taken back to camp in an ambulanced after his nice little vacation
(all this medical care for terrorists own actions is starting to really piss me off, on the other hand I expect no less from our fine US service members)
24-Terrorist is briefly nude during a strip search
(duh)
25-Try to get terrorist to bark and growl like a dog at photos of other terrorists
(LOL! Not sure of the purpose but this is something I could and would totally do and not find the least bit torturous)
26-Arab speaking service member tries to pose as terrorist’s friend and make nice to get info
(Wow, how horrible of them.)
Now, here is the list of so-called SEVERE HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES of terrorists at the hands of US service members at GITMO. I’m quite certain they wouldn’t commit severe human rights abuses against you, Oasis, or even you Durbin, for comparing them to Nazi tactics because that just isn’t who they are and what they are about. I would totally kick your ass for your lies if I could though.

15 Comments

  1. “5-forced fluids by IV drip when terrorist refuses liquids and beomes dehydrated
    (technique used on military personnel who have become dehydrated on purpose or not)”
    I’m fairly certain that anyone taken to the hospital thought to have suicidal tendencies will be forced to take in fluids through an IV if they refuse to drink. Does that make hospitals gulags, too?

  2. 9-confuses terrorists by giving them home-cooked Arab meal
    Hello? Does anyone know what the average college student would do for a home cooked meal? I know I would do quite a bit for one myself during the school year.

  3. quote/ 12… and playing Christina Aguilera music. /end quote
    See, now I gotta give Time that one…Christina Aguilera, come on!!!
    TEEEEEEJ/ who is just being facetious, no flaming! (dodging tomatoes) NOT THE FACE!!!

  4. quote/I’ve thrown ice water on someone I love to wake them in the past/end quote…
    What’s REALLY fun is if you throw ice cold water on someone taking a HOT shower, oooooo they get so MAAAAAD!!…HEY GITMO!! YOU LISTENING?!?!
    USE IT!!
    TEEEEEEEJ

  5. Yay! I’m famous! hehe
    Thanks Frank J., had I known I was gonna make the cover I’d have done my hair. And cleaned up typos. Maybe.
    gh_geek-
    “I would love to see what a “Terrorist Puppet Show” looks like!”
    LMAO! I just can’t get past that one. I’ve had this exact wish on and off all day long. From now on when someone says “severe human rights abuse at GITMO” I will be thinking of sock puppets and terrorist puppet shows. 😉

  6. Terroist Puppet Show
    Does this mean that they’re getting to see “Team America: World Police” for free?
    Nazi bastards! I had to pay eight bucks to rent it… and another twenty to buy it!

  7. I would love to see this puppet show he speaks of. The nekked human pyramids were funny in Abu Ghraib but the Gitmo puppet show must be an all out riot! They could do like an Arab sesame street kind of thing with it and call it “Jalalabalahackalah Dirt Road.”

  8. 8-confuses terrorists by letting them sleep in
    DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE WAITED TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP IN!! FREAKIN COLLEGE CLASSES STARTING AT O’DARK THIRTY, AND HAVING TO GO INTO WORK IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING FOR NO REASON…
    I wonder if I made threats to the gov’t if they’d send me to GITMO…I’d do that just for the sleep, food, and puppet show…

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