It’s time for that special time – that wonderful time – that time when I, Dr. RightWingDuck, Professor Demeritus from Sue Doe’s School of Psychiatry & Grill, answer the questions that are on YOUR mind.
The doctor is in.
Do you have questions about life? Relationships? Family? Work?
I can help*
Leave question in comments. Answers should be up by 12:00 PST.
*Disclaimer. Help is neither possible nor probable. All questions and answers become part of the IMAO help forum – your soul too. If the answer doesn’t satisfy you, please Paypal a consulting fee of $20 to rightwingduckatyahoodotcom and I’ll spend your money. Dr. Duck has taken medications in various clinical trials and is familiar with their side effects. Remember, that talking about it won’t fix things, but it can make me feel better.
Since the sky is blue and water is blue does that mean that water and the sky are made out of water?
What’s the best way to get my new blog noticed without looking like I’m begging for attention?
What happened to all the peeps who always wrote “first” in the comments?(sometimes two or even three times for the same post)I hope Frank J. didn’t find a use for his ‘little protection’ tools, but I don’t know…(hence the reason for the question, Dr. Ducky)
So, how’s that “Walrus” thing working out for you?
When is the Carnival of Comedy coming back?
My traffic sucks this week.
Is Karl Rove actually an evil alien overlord from a giant mass of hot gasses in the Orion Nebula? Am I crazy for believing he is?
1) Is it true that if a hippie bites you, you turn into a hippie?
2) If my favorite shirt is tie-dyed does that mean the transformation has already begun? (note I shower at least twice a day, gladly work for a large pharmaceutical company and think the only good terrorist is a dead terrorist)
3) If (hypothetically of course) I killed a hippie for biting me, is the good dead hobo disposal advice you gave me last week applicable to the hippie?
What will the winning numbers for the big $122 million Mega Lotto be tonight?
If you’re hunting in the woods and a PETA rep jumps infront of an animal trying to save it what’s the best defense to use in court?
Last week you advised me to get one hair cut every day. Seven hairs are now at the apropriate length but the rest are becoming too long. How long can my hair be before I become a socialist, antiwar, smelly hippy? Please expedite your answer, I’m already shopping for tie-dye.
WOW! How can I, living in Massachusetts, get a ticket for the 122 million mega lotto?
What’s the best way to deal with a hate-filled lefty who won’t leave you alone?
Why did a4g steal my question?
And why didn’t he end his comment with a question mark?
If all hippies are Commies, does it follow that all Commies are hippies? If the answer is “yes”, will you please call my defense attorney?
What if, after Rehnquist (or someone else) retires, Bush declines to replace him and O’Connor and lets the membership drop to 7? Would the MSM and blogosphere go absolutely insane because they can’t engage in partisan warfare over it?
What wine goes best with duck?
If Michael Moore was dropped from the height of 2 miles, would the result be a mass extinction or just a large steaming pile of dogs**t which in kinda of a way would be mass exstinktion ?
Why is this Schlotzky’s sandwich so good?
Why do the looney left moonbats think
they are the only ones that know the “truth” about anything political or about life in general? I mean, the state supreme court here in Massachusetts TOLD state legislators to write a law to allow gay marriage-thus denying the states residents/taxpayers the right to vote to accept or regect such a law.
And why do they believe that the rest of us are wrong and in denial?
sorry I spelled reject wrong in my above question.
Here is another question Dr. Duck:
Is liberalism really a sickness, if so, what can cure it- I am concerned for my family, I seem to be the only conservative Republican out of the 6 children my parents had.
Will you have the answers up by 12:00 PST?
Why do my cats throw up?
I was at the beach playing volleyball and the ball went out of bounds and hit a hippie in head. We’re all really proud of the ball for hitting the hippie, but we’re afraid to touch it again because it might be contaminated. But it’s our only ball and we want to play. What’s the best way to de-hippify something?
And, how many licks does it take to get to the center of tootsie pop?
What would happen if we Nuked Mecca?
Since you are a duck and a Mexican, does the power of flight make it easier for you to cross the border illegally?