Karl Rove’s crime apparently is that he is, in fact, unabashedly and admittedly Karl Rove.
I know, what was shocking and repugnant and utterly unthinkable only a few years ago now is a simple cold hard fact of nature.
But here we are a nation with a Karl Rove living among us. Living among those of us who live in the nation’s capital anyway.
He freely admits it. Hey, the man even answers to it.
Reporter: Karl Rove!
Karl Rove: What?
Reporter: Hah! Gotcha!
Karl Rove: What?
Reporter: You admitted it, you ARE Karl Rove. Hahaha. you are soooo busted.
Karl Rove: Yes, it true, I am Karl Rove.
Reporter: Hahaha You’re goin’ down now.
Karl Rove: But the question you need to ask yourself is how did Karl Rove get YOU to get ME to admit it?
Reporter: Hahaha–huh? Man! You’re evil.
Karl Rove: I’m Karl Rove.
Reporter: I believe that’s what I just said.
See? That’s all the evidence they’ll ever need to convict him.
Maybe if he changed his name they’d like him more. I’m thinking to something like maybe, Marx.
ha! That was great! One of your best works!
Changing his name to Marx might be a bit extreme. Start with something that rhymes with Lemon.
..or if he just ended all his statements with “Die you capitalist infedels!” The press would be his to control.
Don’t they know that exposing Karl Rove will only result in him destroying the Jedi?
Personally, I don’t want him to resign. At least in his current position, we know where he is most of the time. Can you imagine what kind of damage he could wreak if left to his own devices?!?
hmmmm…
I have a question that may never be answered in my lifetime. The D’s and liberals in general seem to go to great lengths to not call terrorists ‘terrorists’, for fear of passing judgement.Yet, they seem to have no problem passing
judgment on the R’s, without any proof whatsoever. Take for instance, their unending conspiracy theories about Karl Rove. Also note the myths about the war, all of which were debunked
They didn’t seem so hesitant to pass judgment in these cases.
Give up D’s. This is a dead issue and has already been disproven.
I think Rove should use that new-fangled “mustar” gas stuff. It probably repels reporters as well as mosquitoes and gnats.
He should change is last name to Marx only if he changes his first name to Richard and grows a mullet.
If he’s fired, I’m going into business. BIG business. Making and selling cast-iron neck covers.
Now we know where he is, as has been said. But if he’s elsewhere, as in ‘on the loose’, whose neck will be safe? I think he and the Rumsfeld Strangler are in cahoots, taking turns to give each other breaks (and alibis). Maybe they are the same person. I can do conspiracy theories as well as any Dimmocrap.
That’s my theory, and I’m sticking to it.
Just like George W. Bush and Tom Delay, Karl Rove works is from Texas. He also works in the WHITE house…coincidence?!
Karl Rove spells his first name with a “K”…..just like the Klan. Coincidence?!
God bless Rush Limbaugh and his campaign commercials…..teedle hee hee.