Congratulations, liberals, you finally succeeded in pissing me off.
I try not to get angry by politics; it’s an inevitable thing in life and I’m not funny when I’m mad. But, the liberals’ reaction to the disaster in New Orleans have finally pushed me to the point where I must vent. Instead of concentrating on being funny, I’m just going to concentrate on not swearing.
The left officially are now a bunch of ghouls feeding on carrion. That is what they’ve been reduced to. I guess it’s been a steady progression since 9/11 when the country got mugged and it seemed liberalism would never be back in fashion. It first started to show during the war in Iraq when they began their American death count, gleefully waiting for it to reach 1,000 so they could shout that number. Then there’s their wacky dead civilian math (when did their 100,000 Iraqis civilians dead number first turn up, and has it ever changed?). Now, we have a huge natural tragedy happen in New Orleans, and their practically peeing their pants with glee at the death and misery.
“It could be more than 10,000 dead – that more killed than 9/11! And we can blame it on Bush! It’s the best thing ever!”
I’ve had it. I want to grab these people and smack them around until I’m too tied to move anymore. I want them out of the country. I don’t want them sharing the name “American” with me.
Okay, I have a lot to say, and it’s hard to shove it together. Let’s try bullet points.
FRANK J. FLEMING’S LIST OF THINGS HE WANTS ALL LIBERALS TO HEAR
* Stop pretending you care about troop deaths. We know all they mean to you is less Bush voters and ammunition you can use against what they died fighting for. When you go on weeping you crocodile tears about the military dead, all you are doing is being the terrorist front line troops trying to weaken the American people’s resolve. It’s just too bad that on this battlefield we can’t shoot you. (If, God forbid, something happened to my brother, and I saw his death used like that of Casey Sheehan, I will consider the shooting option).
* Stop pretending you care about Iraqis. You need them to fail and fail spectacularly so you can prove Bush wrong. Happy Iraqis means sad liberals. Any who express positive attitudes by America I’m sure you hope will be killed by the “insurgents.” That more dead you can pretend to care about!
* Stop pretending you care about the people in New Orleans. While normal people looked on in growing horror, all you saw was your new Downing Street Memo, your new Cindy Sheehan, your new attempt to discredit Bush. I don’t know who is most at fault for the failure in the disaster being handled appropriately, but that’s not the point because it’s not the point to you. You think you can pin this on Bush, and that’s all you care about. The bigger the number of dead, the better for you. And damn you racist bastards for trying to trying to inject the issue of race into what’s already a horribly tragedy. I know you think black people are a bunch of idiots you can anger when you need votes, but that going to bite you the ass one of these days.
* Stop pretending you care about anyone. You people frustrated from being out of power that your minds are warped such that everything is politics to you. You can’t see the forest through the trees anymore. You’re just rats in a cage clawing and gnashing at whatever you can get a grip of. You no longer have regular human compassion (the “sheeple” are just the masses you need to convince of your own twisted viewpoints), and you people need mental help. Seriously.
* Stop threatening to leave and just leave. There are plenty of socialist countries where you nutcases can fit in. They may not have as generous immigration policies as America, but, in the least, you can sneak across the unguarded border into Canada.
Were Republicans ever this bad during the Clinton years? I remember some nutty stuff, but we were always Americans before a party member.
And speaking of Clinton, have you seen how Hillary Clinton is jumping on the New Orleans disaster, her eyes so set on 2008 she’s walking into walls? She’s scum, nothing more. And so are the rest of you liberals trying to make political platforms out of dead people. I can just see you guys digging up the bodies of troops and hurricane victims so you can wave them around at campaign events in 2006. A more serious society would run you out of here or lock you in asylums where you can shout your repetitive anti-Bush slogans at padded walls.
I might apologize for some of this later; it’s a big disaster out there and I’m a bit emotional – like a how a normal human being is affected so many images of death and depravity. I know hope will follow eventually; the greatness of the people in America always outshines the scum out there. But part of that hope is that we can actually get rid of the ghouls festering in our society right now. They should not be put up with as normal political opponents. They’re diseased individuals and should be dealt with as so.
There, I’m done.
Don’t get so mad. What your seeing is a tightening of a metaphorical noose. A noose; provided by the original meaning of “liberal dialog.” The left is in a state of debilitating and mortal disarray. Their rants are more like last gasps than eloquent statements. The silver stake you see in front of it’s heart, is the one they hold. They’re swinging the driving mallet, too.
Don’t shut them up — encourage them to kvetch more. All of america wins.
It’s about time someone said all of this…the lack of humor is only appropriate.
The saddest thing is that for the radical left (rapidly taking over the moderate left), politics comes before country, life, and even basic humanity nowadays.
well said, frank
Right on target, Frank J.
Amen brother Amen…
See we need more of this type of stuff and less podcasts!
Well said, Frank.
Let’s hope next hurricane assists to the democratic convention, or in its defect close to San Francisco :p
And keep your spirits up!! These b*stards will meet their doom some day, just let us not hurry about it.
You can already see the 2008 DNC, with Jesse Jackson or inset_moonbat_here at the podium screaming “KATRINA’S DEAD ARE CALLING ON US!!! THEY’RE TALKING TO US FROM THEIR WATERY GRAVES!!! THEY KNOW WHO’S TO BLAME!!!! THEY DEMAND OF US TO DEFEAT THE REPUBLICANS THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR DEATHS!!!”
Just like with Wellstone’s funeral, they won’t be able to help themeselves. Count on it.
Frank, you said it all started with the Iraq war. I’d say liberals started exploiting the dead way back during the Paul Welstone memorial service. Remember that?
And everytime they support abortion, aren’t they exploiting the dead?
Undercover,
RE: Abortion
That’s a bit different. They do there best to make sure that someone dying is never brought up with that issue.
Flemming? Is that why you’re double-O?
greg,
You just stumbled on to one of my biggest pet peeves in real life. See if you can find your error.
The blame game is ticking me off to no end.
It is amazing how the MSM is not enlightening their loyal viewers/readers of the failures of the state and local government in the previous decades and instead they want to put it all off on the federal government-why, why, why weren’t things done better…ask the Govenor and the Mayor.
http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewNation.asp?Page=\Nation\archive\200509\NAT20050907a.html
Actually, Frank, they’re just being honest. More folks in the graveyard means more Democratic votes.
Pomoze Bog.
Tsar Lazar
Mine too, Frank.
Well said, Frank.
The 100,000 number first came up, I believe, in a British medical journal. What it really said was something like there were an estimated “100,000 (95%,8000-196000)” iraqi civilian casualties. What the numbers in the parenthesis mean is that the researchers were 95% certain that somewhere between 8000 and 196000 Iraqis had been killed at the time. Which, of course, is a range so wide its completely worthless.
Don’t spell FrankJ’s name wrong 🙂
Let your anger direct you to act methodically in trumpeting their foul cries. Let people see them for who they really are.
And let the people laugh at them — nothing is more demoralizing, frustrating, and deflating than being laughed at by those over whom you had hoped to prevail.
You, FrankJ, are in a good position to do these things.
Greg-
Hint: Flemming didn’t write those books.
Yes. But Kerry would have done everything different. Everything.
Short of Bush parting the water with his golf club like Moses did with his staff, and everyone huddling behind him to safety, nothing this president could have done to prevent the endless bashing he received.
There are a majority of Americans who are with you on this. Make sure that anger gets focused on getting these American hating leftists out of politics and into the closet.
Amen, Frank! One can only hope that they will get theirs one of these days. Think God is getting as angry as Frank?
“Short of Bush parting the water with his golf club like Moses did with his staff, and everyone huddling behind him to safety, nothing this president could have done to prevent the endless bashing he received.”
No… then the ACLU would file a discrimination suit because some people got to huddle closer to the President than others.
Tsar Lazar, you stole my thunder! Now, if they can only figure out how to move the residence of all the corpses to Cook County, IL!
Speaking of scum, the homosexual Decadence Day Parade was held in New Orleans the other day with over 2 dozen participants.
The dead are still in the streets and these people can only celebrate their own sphincters.
There’s something wrong with that.
Frank, I have to hand it to you. You single-handedly voiced the opinions of real Americans, and you did it in such a way as to not appear to be mindless, bigoted, or crude. Well done, seriously. I wish it were possible to teach the left to read so that they could be exposed to it as well.
Very well done Frank J. you said a bunch of the stuff I have been thinking just much more articulately than I could have. You could clearly be a good “serious” blogger, but good funny is much rarer than good ranting so please keep with the funny.
PS: You really should fix your tip jar.
FrankJ, Don’t ever apologize for anything in the post. You said what most of us have been thinking. Thanks for putting it into words.
I don’t think you have anything to apologize for now, or later FrankJ! Very well said! Thanks for putting into words a well of frustration that has been building for days now. I couldn’t have said it any better! That’s why we love you!
Oh yeah, don’t spell FrankJ’s name wrong. He gets kinda testy about that! Just FYI!
That post should be framed and plated in platinum.
Absolutley. Brilliant.
// Make sure that anger gets focused on getting these American hating leftists out of politics and into the closet.//
Hear, Hear! I am definitely going to mass email this Kickass Article, Frank. You hit the nail on the head without even flinching. What’s sad is everything you’ve said is all horribly true, so true in fact that not one snotty comment from a whiny liberal troll has shown yet. Typical.
TEEEEEJ
-I want them out of the country. I don’t want them sharing the name “American” with me.-
Right on! Liberals are NOT Americans.
Sometimes it’s harder to be lucid than it is to be funny, but we’ve just seen that that’s not a problem for Frank J; I wonder if Bill Whittle (whose blogroll lists IMAO to the effect of, “I could write this funny if I wanted to!…”) is looking at this essay and saying, “uh oh …”.
It is a pity that you can’t make leftists understand what is being said here; but they really don’t think rationally. (Well, duh: If they did, they’d be a part of the VRWC, instead of believing that there actually is one.)
Well said Frank J. Well Said.
Just wondering… When will Cindy Sheehan et al call for Saddam Hussein to be reinstated as President of Iraq? After all, wasn’t he deposed as part of an illegal war? Nothing says peace like a freshly filled mass grave.
I’m still waiting for some loser troll to ruin this lovely discussion we’re having.
Until then, RIGHT F**KING ON, FRANK!!!
I must commend ONE Democrat, however:
Sen. Mary Landrieu
She has thanked the President and disaster relief services and refuses to let the Bush-bashing cloud her judgement, and for being so willing to take the high road whilst her colleagues shame their great Nation is deserving of our plaudits.
“Short of Bush parting the water with his golf club like Moses did with his staff, and everyone huddling behind him to safety, nothing this president could have done to prevent the endless bashing he received.”
“No… then the ACLU would file a discrimination suit because some people got to huddle closer to the President than others.”
Nope…that wouldn’t be the suit. With that comparison to Moses it’d be clear violation of church and state.
“Short of Bush parting the water with his golf club like Moses did with his staff, and everyone huddling behind him to safety, nothing this president could have done to prevent the endless bashing he received.”
“No… then the ACLU would file a discrimination suit because some people got to huddle closer to the President than others.”
Nope…that wouldn’t be the suit. With that comparison to Moses it’d be clear violation of church and state.”
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Who says there can only be one suit? Sooner or later somone would sue because Bush didnt protect their son from getting hit by lightening…or from keeping them from tripping over a tree branch and breaking their arm…or from stubbing their toe on the bed post in the morning…
After all, damnit, if the president is gonna perform such acts, he should perform them for everyone, damnit!
i am once again in awe of the great frankj. well said on all counts, although i don’t think the politicizing of katrina has been entirely by liberals (just about 85% to 90% of it). don’t let the moonbats get you down though. we need them to exist to provide more material for the podcasts.
my God what a great post (cry)
That was great, Frank.
Just great.
Thank you.
I knew I liked you for a reason, Frank.
Your wisdom far surpasses your age. Thanks for having the guts to say what many in this nation are thinking.
Great commentary, Frank. Its absolutely sickening how these liberals are trying to get the belief out there that this is all Bush’s fault, and while the timing of it – not even waiting until the worst of it is over – is appalling, it is in reality a strategic move. By behaving so disgustingly so soon, they have given their promoters – the mainstream media – an opportunity to bombard the public with the notion that this is all Bush’s fault, with no regard for truth or accuracy in reporting. Now that they have saturated the television and radio reports with the flat out lie that Bush is to blame for this, they will be free to sensationalize every on of the MANY horrible discoveries that THEY KNOW WILL BE MADE as the waters recede and rescue workers make their way further into New Orleans. They are going to find victims of the flooding — or victims of Bush’s mistakes, as they will spin it — who have died horrible deaths, and a lot of them will be children and the elderly as those who are the weakest physically tend to die first. You can bet that there will be a camera there for every horrible discovery, just to make sure that the public sees the results from George Bush’s mistakes and lack of concern for the poor. It is absolutely disgusting, and you are correct that they shouldn’t be called Americans. With the way they are behaving, it’s a stretch to even call them human beings.
YE HAR! You right wingers are all the same , still valuing yourselves above everyone else i see? does it not occure to you that non-Americans are human as well?
Good job Frank. Now let’s all write our President and tell him to stand tall and don’t let the bastards get by with the crap.
Damian – I’d think twice about commending Mary Landrieu.
see below
Sen. Mary Landrieu threatened the president of the United States with physical violence on Sunday, saying that if he or any other government official criticizes New Orleans police for failing to keep civil order in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina – “I might likely have to punch him – literally.”
“If one person criticizes [our sheriffs], or says one more thing, including the president of the United States, he will hear from me – one more word about it after this show airs and I – I might likely have to punch him – literally,” Landrieu railed on “ABC’s “This Week.”
There’s your democrapic hero.
FrankJ for President! SarahK for first lady!
Great list Frank. I would add one item.
*Stop pretending that the long litany of your failed social and environmental experiments are relevant and benificial to society. Every one of these tax leaching political boondoggles should have had a prove-it-or-lose-it expiration date attached to it.
Remind me to never piss you off, Frank.
I’ll put it on a post-it note and paste it to my monitor next to the one that says to never piss Jeff Goldstein off.
I have to ask the question, if the liberals stop talking about those things, won’t their mouths sieze up like a rusty motor?
“You can already see the 2008 DNC, with Jesse Jackson or inset_moonbat_here at the podium screaming ‘KATRINA’S DEAD ARE CALLING ON US!!! THEY’RE TALKING TO US FROM THEIR WATERY GRAVES!!! THEY KNOW WHO’S TO BLAME!!!! THEY DEMAND OF US TO DEFEAT THE REPUBLICANS THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR DEATHS!!!’
Just like with Wellstone’s funeral, they won’t be able to help themeselves. Count on it.”
Heh, the liberals think conservative Christians are crazy for claiming that God spoke to people and then the people wrote the words down. Conservatives know liberals are crazy for hearing dead people talk.