Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Today, it’s St. Edloe the Grumpus, just kicking back and in control…
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Edloe is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats will be this upcoming Sunday, so send your catblogging links to submissions @ carnivalofthecats.com. Oh, and there’s now a fifth catcam.)
Saddaam Houssein: “Let’s see, what channel is Dancing with the Stars On?—Hey! is that a camera? Torture!! I’m being tortured by evil Americans!!! There is no wide screen TV in here!! and no Tivo!! And where is my popcorn!!
i am willing to negotiate
Silly humans! I need no opposable digits for this! I control the TVs now!
One of my ex-girlfriends had a cat so stupid that it had to be shown how to use the pet-door every morning. Just thought I’d mention it.
If you annoy me one more time Hilary, I’ll just click a button here and make you disappear! Forever! Then I will be truly a Saint indeed!
This proves that Edloe is really the one in control of the Zionist Conspiracy.
David – heard of Pavlov’s dog? The feline probably just associated the bizzare human “use the cat door!” routine with the door becoming usable. That’s the pet psycology answer. Now, as a cat owner, I can tell you that most likely the cat knew exactly how to use the pet door and just enjoyed making your ex-girlfriend look like an idiot every day. Cats. Hehe.
“No more interviews with Nancy Pelosi on CNN! I’m going back to watching Discovery Channel.”
Cute Grumpus.
…I WASN’T DOIN’ NUTHING! I WAS JUST WATCHING A FRISKIES COMMERCIAL I SWEAR!!!
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. I am controlling transmission. I will control the horizontal. I will control the vertical….
I have the power! Muwhahaha!
(In college we called the remote the “power”. On a side note, I picked up a bumper sticker on vacation which now resides over my TV. It reads: “You can have my remote control when they pry it from my cold dead fingers!”)
“Aagh! Papparazi! I must cover my private area!”