(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
So Ted Kennedy wrote a children’s book called “My Senator And Me: A Dog’s Eye View Of Washington, D.C.”:

The gimmick of this book is that it’s written from the perspective of his Portuguese Water Dog, whose name is Amigo’s Seventh Wave, but who (seriously) goes by the nickname “Splash”.
Interestingly, Splash is also the author of “My Senator Didn’t See Me: A Dog’s Earful of Things I Overheard Ted Say”, notable for such Ted quotes as:

“PPPPFFFFFTTTT! Who the F%$@ put WATER in my Evian bottle!”
“No, I just accidentally washed my cap in hot water. My head is NOT getting bigger.”
“I did NOT call you “Alioto” because I’m drunk, I called you Alioto because… oh, wait… you’re right… nevermind.”
“Can we hurry this up? I got a limo full of booze, broads, & bribes double-parked outside.”
“If you don’t vote for this bill, I will PERSONALLY drive each and every one of you home!”

Also be on the lookout for Splash’s new book, “My Senator And Me and Mary Jo: A Dog’s Eye View of Chappaquiddick”. Picture from the back of the dust jacket in the extended entry…