A rolling hunger strike is being put on by the Liberal Elites and Mother Moonbat. We on the Right (or those that simply think the rolling hunger strike is amazingly and supremely dumb) need to put up a response in kind. In other words, protest in an utterly meaningless and symbolic manner which will not overly inconvenience anyone involved. And it will mock them. Oh yes, it will mock them
Maybe you’ve deciphered the post title or maybe you haven’t, but the thrust of this protest is this: We will hold our BREATH. More daring than a hunger strike? You bet Cindy Sheehan’s expanding waistline it is! Why, it can takes weeks, WEEKS, to starve to death (though not the way they are doing it) but holding your breath will give way more immediate results (just, well, not the way we will do it).
We will hold our breath in turns until we get what we want. And what do we want? I’ll tell you what we want.
We want, something. Furthermore we want, nay, DEMAND something to be DONE about… something. It doesn’t really matter what it is, but something has to be done.
But we want it, oh brother do we want it, we demand it and WE ARE GOING TO HOLD OUR BREATH (in turn) TILL WE GET IT! Whatever IT happens to be.
Of course, we shouldn’t hold our breath while we’re sleeping (I can’t be responsible for people with sleep apnea), so the hours between 10 PM and 8 AM Eastern time will not be included. But for the rest of the day, every day somebody on the right should be holding their breath.
While we’re awake, we CAN hold our breath in turns for a minute apiece. I know we can do it. And when someone who is resposible for doing the aforementioned SOMETHING, sees us not breathing and yet not quite turning red, they’ll bend to our wishes, whatever they are.
Sweeping social movements like this need a catchy title so how does The Rightwing Rolling Respiration Reduction, sound?
Shortened to “R4 – No O2!”
“We’ll hold our breath till we get our way!
Even if it’s just for a minute a day!”
I’ll be more than willing to take the first watch.
More to follow… you might even hold your breath till it arrives.
* Update: More Shehanigans
I’ll take 10:00:00am-10:00:05am east coast time.
I’ll even stomp my left foot – just because I have a left foot.
I’m going to skip one breath per minute for the next 60 minutes to do my part. I don’t want to start off too tough without consulting my physician.
Spacemonkey!
Can I suggest an even better “R4” strategy? same results, less breath holding.
Maybe we can “reduce Respiration” by taking the “Rumsfeld Strangler” approach. We can reduce the respiration of the liberals on the “hunger strike” or any liberal in general.
Wouldn’t that work? Then there would be a lot less liberals utilizing our hard earned, much depleted O2.
AND, if the predictions are true that there really IS a lot less oxygen as a result of a much-reduced Amazon rain forest, etc., then this approach would work.
FURTHERMORE, I could add to that by holding MY breath while reducing the left’s respiration via strangulation!
Sound like a sound plan? Now I have to go down to the traffic circle at the cross streets of Chapman and Batavia in the City of Orange, CA if anyone wants to join my hunt.
Trust me, its a target rich environment!
Put me down for 07:10::00 – 07:11::30 I checked and YES I can hold it for 90 seconds. Yea, me!!!
I fully endorse and support Jay’s plan. Think of all the oxygen we will save(not to mention the time wasted couted lefty ballots) if we each assist a Leftie in stopping his respiration for a full ten minutes! Just one for each of us daily!
“…Fasting is such a time-honored way of protest.”
Funny. I always thought fasting was a time-honored way of dieting. Is a diet a protest? I’ve got 30 pounds of “protest”, but I think I’ll be protesting something different–maybe something like we need a “Free Ammo for Conservatives Day”.
Me and my sleep apnea are IN IN IN !!!