1) According to Mel Gibson, who is responsible for all the wars in the world?
a) Booze
b) Shoes
c) Blue’s Clues
d) Muckadoos
e) New Zoo Revues
f) Kalamazoos
g) Tom Cruise
h) Bird flus
i) Chimney flues
j) Primordial ooze
k) Tea for twos
l) CBS Evening News
m) Kangaroos
n) Heads I win, tails you lose
o) Muumuus
p) Stinkypoos
q) Clever ruse
r) Runaround Sues
s) Jews
t) JOOOOOOOS!
u) Any of the above, depending on his blood alcohol level at the time
Official Trivia Card answer in the comments tomorrow.

Captain Kangaroos
A brief snooze
Elmer’s Glues?
Huey Lewis and the News?
Tiramisus
i’m gonna go with “u.”
FOOOOOZ…ball
LMAO!! laugh my ass off…mel has a point…THESE DAMM JEWS MAKING ALOT OF PROBLEMS,,AND THE DAMM ISLAMS,,LETS LET THESE 2 PEOPLE BLOW EACH OTHER TO HIGH HELL AND BE DONE WITH THEM,,WE SHOULD SEND BOTH OF THEM MORE WEPONS JUST LIKE MY BUDDY NICHOLUS CAGE
Dude… caps lock…
Babalus!
Snooze, you lose.
John “the Tooze” Matuszak, former defensive lineman and drug user for the Chiefs and Raiders.
Tippiecanoe…
…s
flu….s
Biloxi Blues
Xanadus
Charleston Chew
Emus
WAY too much Booze
Things That Make Go “Moooo’s”
The New Zoo Review…Comin’ After You!
Gnus.
Dr. Seuss
Gunga… that was stretching it. Pretty good anyway.
Must I choose? Let me chew on it a little longer.
(Bronx accent) All of youse!