Tomorrow night, all the IMAO bloggers (who are participating) will be live blogging the election. Why watch news or read other stupid blogs when IMAO can distill everything for you?
Before you sit down to read the live blogging, remember to vote first (unless you’re from a foreign country; then I don’t care if you vote). You should know that, if the Democrats win both the House and the Senate, I will punch Rowdi…

Please vote Republican. I’m just a puppy and I don’t want to be punched.
…and kick Sydney.

I’m a bad kitty and probably deserve to be kicked… but please vote Republican anyway.
So, tune in for some great blogging tomorrow night, and, if the Democrats win, you can get cheered up by a video of me punching a dog and kicking a cat!

I’m going to go vote straight Republican in less than an hour. Please hold on. Don’t lay a hand or foot on your adorable cat and dog.
Dude, lay off the cat.
(Go ahead and kick the dog)
The picture would have been funnier with a gun to Rowdi’s head with a caption–”Vote Republican or the Dog Get’s It” But then you’d have PITA on your ass!
PITA on his ass?
What the hell kind of underwear is Sarah buying you, Frank?
ussjimmycarter Pita is a bread, like for putting meat into. PETA is the organization (People Eating Tasty Animals). Frank, don’t kick the cat or punch the dog. Find a nice liberliar and punch him/her in their dumb monkey face.
You already done hung the dawg… don’t beat ‘im up none on top of all that.
An’ even though I like cats, feel free to kick the cat. She probably deserves it for something you didn’t see…
Don’t punch the puppy. But kick the cat twice. Maybe even if the Repub’s hold the Congress.
I long for the days when we all could agree to just beat up Spacemonkey.
I REMEMBER THOSE TASTY CRACKERS FROM MY YOUTH.
“KITTEN IN A BASKET”
I already voted straight Republican ticket absentee, and i would like to formally request that you punch and kick Howard Dean in the mouth, instead of the dog and cat.
PETA…thanks! Now that we have that straight being a cat person because we all know that dog guys are mostly gay…well not mostly…dog guys are stupid gay. Dogs lick their own balls and sniff other/any animals butts…cats don’t…enough said!
Almost tempting to vote Democrat if the kitty will get kicked several times. Yet lay off the puppy you savage! I’ll tell SarahK on you…
Yeah but cats are servants of the Dark Lord, purveyors of filth, pestilence, and evil throughout the world. Just ask Laurence Simon…
ussjimmycarter, I might agree with you, if cats were good for something that wasn’t gay. Name on thing that cats can do for you that isn’t cuddling. See dogs, they can go hunting with you, like real, straight men. They can maul liberals, like real, straight men. Try having a good point next time.
Alright. Both my husband and I voted early. Straight Republican ticket. Don’t go near the dog or cat.
I once saw a cat play fetch. That shows some promise.
I voted early last week (all Republicans, which in Massachusetts is pretty darn hard to do). Please lay off the dog :>)
The picture clearly shows the cat is a wild eyed liberal.
Give her the maximum punishment, make her read Kos every day.
I’ll go vote for the dog. That was the point, right?
See, I get it.
Cats- God’s giant practical joke on mankind.
Dogs- God’s greatest gift to mankind.
If you’re going to beat shit up, can I bring my ex-wife over?
I voted a few weeks ago. Not quite straight Republican – voted for Jerry Brown for attorney general, because he’s done about as good a job as mayor of Oakland as I think that anybody could do, and because his opponent accused him incorrectly of being “soft on crime”. Yes, old Governor Moonbeam has spent the past eight years as a reasonable, pro-business mayor who has been concerned about things like jobs, crime, and education. Oakland is going to miss him, particularly because Ron Dellums is their mayor-elect.
I thought of writing Frank in for Congressman (my district will probably vote about 70% Democrat, so my vote won’t make a difference), but decided not to.
Hey I got not problem with you kicking the cat but in the name of all that is good and decent, lay off the dog.
So, you will punch Rowdi and kick Sydney..What happens to Minerva?
“Dogs lick their own balls and sniff other/any animals butts…cats don’t…enough said!” Jealous?
Lol, that reminds me of what Rush was saying today. He was saying what a Republican version of those ads would sound like; it was hysterical. Oh, and I wouldn’t mess with the cat; they’re too intelligent and clean to beat up. Of course, Rowdi’s plaintive plea tugs my heart too, so I’ll plug for her: please don’t beat either of your pets.
Can’t you just beat the @#$% out of Lair? …win or lose?
allthatsright – “Dogs lick their own balls…” like you wouldn’t if you could. Cats lick their own ani…you know the face they make…that “why did I do THAT” face. Yeah, cats are SOOOOO superior.
I need more information, will it be a drop-kick/punt sort of kick or more of a field-goal sort of kick?
How can I make up my mind without enough information?
Veeshir,
It can’t be a field goal type kick cause it’s too hard to tee up a cat.
Krusher, they have holders on field-goals, that’s why I didn’t say “kick-off”.
So I’m still confused.
The reason I ask, is that I think the punt would be pretty darn funny while the field-goal would be cruel in a not as funny way but still funny.
And would it be in a field or against a wall?
“Splat” is pretty funny, but seeing the cat disappear over the horizon would be pretty funny too.
Man, now I’m even more confused.
Now it’s official. America hates animals.
Why else would they vote for you to punch Rowdie and kick Sydney.