Black Caucuses for Black People

Rep. Stephen Cohen – a whitey – tried to get into the Congressional Black Caucus.
That’s crazy. Black Caucuses are for black people. Just look at the name of it: the Black Caucus. See the “black” in there? Kinda hard to mistake it for the Honkey Cracker Whitey Caucus – which is where Rep. Cohen belongs, so says I and the black people of the Black Caucus.
What made whitey white man Rep. Cohen think he could join the blackest caucus around? He represents a district that’s majority black. Well, that just makes him all the more suspicious. You’re telling me that, in a district full of black people, they had to resort to electing some cracker? This is a clear case of the white man keeping the black man down.
I’m glad that the Black Caucus is remaining black, though. We as a country have advanced too far on racial issues to not separate each other by color.

9 Comments

  1. Bubby,
    You’re goin’ about this all wrong, man. You got the bagel cart in front of the horse, babe. You gotta start out as a soul brother, THEN you can tap dance your way over to temple. But don’t worry – you’re still a mensch – and I MEAN that!
    Shalom and peace out,
    Sammy Davis Jr.

  2. I don’t understand. We had a black president already (y’know, Slick Willy), so what’s the harm in letting Whitey Cohen in the Blaucas?
    //former Rep. William Lacy Clay Sr., D-Mo., a co-founder of the caucus, had circulated a memo telling members it was “critical” that the group remain “exclusively African-American.”//
    Fair enough. After all, the Klan isn’t holding too many membership drives for black folks.

  3. Nah you wait jus a minit! We in the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan welcome our neegro friends. Why, jus last month they was helpin us decorate Christmas trees! We always invitin’ ’em to our parties, hayll, we even give ’em free neckties, but they nevah invite us to their cockusses. In my bee-yootiful state of Wes Vuh-ginia we build lots of prisons and ree-formatories, with my name on ’em, I do declare, and them colored folks jus love ’em. Ya let one out, and he do anything he can to get back in!

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