President Bush today maintained that the United States has no plans for attacking Iran. .
Declared the President, “Sure we have missiles and tanks lined up and ready to go. And the B1 Bombers have their coordinates set, but we are using all this for peaceful purposes. By having these airplanes ready, we ensure that we save energy by not being indoors all the time and running the air conditioning. Saving energy is definitely a peaceful purpose bragged the President.” Most of the B1 Bombers are EnergyStar compliant.
The president also asserted that with all the savings, he could use all that money to “Wipe Iran Off the Map.’ Some translators, who had difficulty understanding the president, think he might have used the word “World Peace” instead of deadly swath of Iranian destruction.
Tapes are being reviewed.
In response to this statement, the United Nations weighed the option of officially rebuking Israel.
More from IMAO News as this develops.
You know this would have only been half as funny if the last line was not true.
“In response to this statement, the United Nations weighed the option of officially rebuking Israel.”
Priceless RWD
Right now, I’m aiming a bottle of liquid soap in France’s direction. Does that count as a hostile gesture?
Maybe we should consult Jimmy Carter to get his opinion.
Of course our missles are aimed at Iran for purposes of peace. As soon as we wipe Iran off the map, there will be plenty of peace for both America and Israel.
nicely done Duckie.
Personally, I’d put off any action against Iran until AFTER they’ve brought Europe to its knees…
I’d leave Iran along at least until the French surrender and all become Muslims…say a couple of weeks more or so!
I’d love to see a B1 with an energy star label on it.
What do you mean? France has already surrendered and become Muslim. The Eldest Daughter of the Church has degraded herself to become the Slutty White-Trash Niece of Mohammad.
Great minds…
Bush: B-2 Flights Over Tehran for ‘Peaceful Purposes’
by Scott Ott
(2006-08-26) — Just hours after Iran opened a new plant capable of making plutonium “for peaceful purposes”, U.S. President George Bush assured his Iranian counterpart that any B-2 bombers that appear over Tehran in the near future would also serve peaceful purposes.
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad cut the ribbon on the new heavy-water nuclear plant Saturday as part of a month-long Iranian tribute to the effectiveness of the United Nations.
Mr. Bush hailed Iran’s “transparent diplomacy” and said, “I called President Ahmadinejad today to congratulate him, and I told him that if he happens to notice one of them Stealth bombers going over his town at about 600 miles per hour, he can be assured that the pilot has only the best intentions in his heart for world peace.”
“There’s nothing like the B-2 when it comes to giving peace a chance,” Mr. Bush added.