I’d like to file a formal complaint against Matt Drudge of the Drudge Report.
He shows a pictures of a monkey embracing a duck.
I want everyone to know that it was a very private moment between Space Monkey and myself.
Please do not try to see too much into it.
Thank You
RightWingDuck
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Are you sure Space Monkey is safe? It looks like he may be getting ready to eat your eyeballs. I’m just sayin’…
Those hands are freaky looking
That’s hilarious! Btw, Spacemonkey sure does have feminine hands! heh
Looks like you were trying to get down with that duck. Get it? “down”?
Oh, nvm.
Does privacy no longer exist?
Spacemonkey,
it’s what happens when you’re famous.
Awe, SpaceMonkey thinks your mother goose.
awww you both look so happy together 🙂
Feminine? No Way! That looks like a death grip to me, and they both have those dark DARK eyes. I see no happy little smiles here! This is NOT a cute picture! RWD, glad you made through that!
It looks to me like the monkey is getting ready to mount you and the bite is just part of the mating ritual…up the kiester for the duck…
At least it wasn’t “Scary Evil Monkey”…
(sigh)I guess it’s up to me:
“AFLAC!” screamed Ducky as he realized where Scary Evil Monkey’s tail is going.
Thanks for clearing that up RWD. When I first saw that on Drudge I thought that was you and Michael Jackson. I was beginning to wonder what the hell was wrong with you.
Wow, now THAT’S gay.
In his defense, Right Wing Duck was young, trying to pay his way through college and secure a future, and just needed the money. He had no idea that years later photos would surface. Can we please all leave this in his past?