It’s Friday, so you know it’s time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.
However, this week’s different… this week we’re going to start a new feature called:
So, from Mahmoud Abbas’ expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?
Is it:
a) The imam to quit being so cheap and buy some solvent for the glue that’s keeping that hat stuck to his head.
b) His mommy to knit him a scarf as pretty as the one the guy next to him has.
c) McDonalds to quit saying they’re still selling double cheeseburgers for a buck when all they do is make them smaller and smaller.
d) Yasser’s old henchman Achmed Tibi to quit showing up to his rallies and setting up his “Free Breast Exams” booth.
or
e) None of the above
Put your guesses in the comments.
f) Simon says “Wake up!”
g) A new photographer – someone with an ounce of creativity or vision. I mean come ON, it’s the same shots, week after week, am I the only person to notice this? Hel-LO, work with me people…
Caption 1 & 3.
Much longer Palestinian flags. 20 feet is not long enough. I can not emphasize the importance of really long flags. Much longer than those womanly Israeli flags.
“That looks too much like a Santa hat. O Allah, give me strength to behead the infidel Santa!”
e). He’s quietly singing to himself, “Haval, ngila haval…”
Based on his furrowed brow, I guess he’s praying for the stone to pass.
Based on their hands, I’d say he’s praying that this week, no one steals his watch.
He’s praying that Pelosi and Boxer continue to keep peoples minds off the successes in Iraq and on vapid stupid not to mention nasty comments . He’s also praying that the DEMONcrats continue to use issues that take focus away from defeating the terrorists and show them (the terrorists) the weaknesses in our country that they can take advantage of.
He’s such a busy little windigo.
*”I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner…”
*”Will Rana go out with me? Yes, no, or maybe?”
*”Is a mojito a gay drink? Mojito…..”