a) Analogous to the way the evil undead cringe at the sign of the holy cross, the decent and living have a visceral reaction when confronted by the liberal news media.
b) Condi tries out for the 25th Anniversary Celebrity All-Star Thriller Tribute Video.
c) CNN hates black people.
[Pic found at Musings from Brian J. Noggle]
As Helen Thomas drones on-and-on-and-on-and-on Condi stares at her nose and as her hand forms her thoughts “good God woman is that a goider on your face…no…oh my God it’s your nose you ugly hag…someone just shoot me so I don’t have to listen to you anymore…”
Explanation 1: Rumsfeld is obviously teaching her his kung-fu.
Explanation 2: She just flew to Baghdad and boy are her arms tired.
Explanation 3: She stopping some nitwit reporter’s heart using the Force.
She’s auditioning for the lead in Catwoman 2.
Veeshir,
After #3 you owe my employer a new keyboard.
It looks to me like Condi has learned how to use the Jew Claw.
CNN should realize that it’s a tall order to make Condi look bad. She looks better in that picture than Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Janet Reno, or Donna Shalala ever has or ever will.
“IF you ask me about Anna-Nicole ONE MORE TIME, I’m going to friggin’ scratch your eyes out!”
Condi is giving a visual aid to Helen Thomas as to just how she is going to rip her throat out if she doesn’t shut the hell up at press conferences.
It appears this photo was snapped between “Sit the Fk Down” and “Shut the Fk Up!”
Supporters salute in return
She looks like she is going to spit on someone.
Clearly that was Condi’s entry for the IMAO T-shirt babe contest.
TIGER CLAW!
Sorry, that picture of Condie reminded me of Kill Bill…
Despite her best efforts, the “Condi Claw” was not added to the many styles of Rumsfeld, even though she had used it successfuly on the minimum required number of hippies.
I like the sound of that…”Condie Claw”…
Photoshop, here I come!
The Condie Claw!
Rumsfeld may be gone but the claw lives on. Only this time it has nails!
“Hisssss!”
I’m just surprised it didn’t run with the headline “I Vant to Suck Your Blud (for Oil)”
Condi explains how she’d personally rip Osama’s balls off given the opportunity…
Condi explains what listening to a Hillary speech is like…fingernails down a chalkboard!!!
She has inherited the Rumsfeld hands of death, and is shown her just instants before she clawed out the heart of a Saudi bribe messenger at the State Department…
She needs lightning bolts photoshopped onto her fingertips. And a hooded robe. Then she can fight JCarter fire with her own fire.
I knew I should have peed back on the plane before we all got started.