First Anna Nicole passed away leaving behind a sweet 5 month old girl.
Who’s the Daddy?
Howard K. Stern said, “I’m the proud father.”
Larry the Photographer said, “No, dude, it’s me.”
Now,
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Ex-Husband says, “Hmm. Might be mine, too.”
Fox Entertainment brings you a new reality show…
No, Wait. I Am Anna Nicole’s Baby Daddy!!!
If you think you qualify, you can joing the other contestants and lay your claim to daddyhood and potential riches.
I am Dannielynn’s fath – no, wait a minute – I AM SPARTACUS! Yeah, that’s it…
Well, NOW we know what Mahmoud Abbas has been praying for! “Take away their sex symbols, and the infidels will crumble! Muhahahaha!”
Um…no…it can’t be me. I have the wrong type of plumbing for that.
I found Waldo!
Where’s Waldo?
“Dannielynn”? Anna Nicole’s baby’s father is her brother. She named the baby after the daddy, don’t you see?. Sick, yes, but hey, they’re from the south.
It’s all Bush’s fault. (according to the Libs this works for everything else that goes wrong in the world)
Whatever. I didn’t do it.
YOU PEOPLE ARE FRICKEN SICK..LET HER RIP U SICK BASTARDS
Whoa! We’re not bastards! No one at IMAO ever killed Kenny.
All we want to do is find the daddy. Since it could be anyone (even Bitchonwheels) then it’s going to take some effort to track him down.