After much speculation and months of waiting, the DNA results are in. At long last the name of the father is now known.
Is it Larry Birkehead. Is it Howard K. Stern? Is it the Prince?
Is it Larry David? Is it Howard Stern? Is it Prince?
The answer, at last, is known, and the answer, at last, is here. Here at IMAO the news source everyone turns to after all other sources are exhausted.
You will probably not believe it, in fact you may not be able to comprehend it. The answer may in fact anger you to the point of sheer, utter, complete and total madness.
The name of the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby is….

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a secret.
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..Just kidding, it’s Fred Thompson.
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Just kidding again, it was you.
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If your name happens to be Glenn Harland Reynolds
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UPDATE: It’s actually Larry Birkhead.