ATLANTIS (AP) – As noted by Frank J. this morning, Aquaman has announced his endorsement of Presidential candidate Fred Thompson.
Speaking at a press conference from his mother’s bathtub, Aquaman proclaimed “Who better than I, a fictional character, to endorse a fictional candidacy.”
Aquaman’s first order of business as a Thompson supporter was to telepathically enlist the aid of the official fish of the Thompson campaign: the flounder.
Erp! There goes my lunch! And I enjoyed my lunch!
Ouch!!! The flounder!?! That hurts!!
Fred! is the closest thing to a conservative running. The rest are all RINOs. Why must we continue to settle for RINOs?
Here’s my prediction for what will happen to you Cadet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-m5fwjjob4
We have to realize that ichtheologists identify that fish as a summer flounder or fluke – it has teeth and will bite. In view of the fact that it operates best in hot weather (hence the name) and Al Gore assures us that hot weather is to be the default mode of America, I recommend Fred as the person best suited to keep us all out of hot wateer.
D’oh! Stupid Flounders!!
I think the Fluke might be the right fish to represent the Huckabee campaign.
I thought I fired you…
The fact that Frank had all those clothes – oh, nevermind.
In a word: eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww. Great, now Frank will have more of a complex than usual.
(But nice PS work, as usual, Cadet Happy, the nuke spots on the flounder were a nice touch.)
thanks, the gulf flounder naturally has the three black dots — it was pure happenstance
http://myfwc.com/marine/FishID/flougulf.html
There’s something wrong with Frank’s mouth. Cadet Happy is not.