When asked what Iowa results he’d be happy with, Thompson held up two fingers, indicating a Veep spot on a McCain ticket, according to reporters who were with him. Then he gave the reporters a stern look and made them cry.
I thought about spending all of my money last night. If the worst happens and Fred does not go on to win the nomination, I’m convinced that the Earth will split in half and devour us all. Once that happens, what good will money do you?
Once Fred Thompson has stuffed Expectations up it’s own ass, he is then going to stuff this up Chris Matthews ass for good measure! He was going to stuff Chris’ head up Chris’ ass but Chris’ head is already stuck so far up Hillary’s ass that not even Fred Thompson can pull it out!
ussjimmycarter,
“He was going to stuff Chris’ head up Chris’ ass but Chris’ head is already stuck so far up Hillary’s ass that not even Fred Thompson can pull it out!”
That’s one of those “immovable object/irresistible force” riddles, isn’t it?
We don’t need no expectations.
We don’t need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the newsroom.
Preacher leave our Fred alone.
Hey, preacher leave our Fred alone!
All in all McCain is destined to fall.
All in all Ron Paul’s a nut, and that’s all.
Good start Igor R, I worked on it a little.
We don’t need no expectations.
We don’t need no stupid polls.
No slick haired RINOs or Fox newsroom.
Preacher leave our Fred alone.
Hey, preacher leave our Fred alone!
All in all McCain is destined to fall.
All in all Ron Paul’s a nut, and that’s all.
He will then stuff expectations up it’s own ass…
Then he’ll climb out of his truck and throw his support behind McCain.
When asked what Iowa results he’d be happy with, Thompson held up two fingers, indicating a Veep spot on a McCain ticket, according to reporters who were with him. Then he gave the reporters a stern look and made them cry.
I thought about spending all of my money last night. If the worst happens and Fred does not go on to win the nomination, I’m convinced that the Earth will split in half and devour us all. Once that happens, what good will money do you?
Take that, expectations! You free-loading, making everybody live up to YOUR standards jackass!
Once Fred Thompson has stuffed Expectations up it’s own ass, he is then going to stuff this up Chris Matthews ass for good measure! He was going to stuff Chris’ head up Chris’ ass but Chris’ head is already stuck so far up Hillary’s ass that not even Fred Thompson can pull it out!
ussjimmycarter,
“He was going to stuff Chris’ head up Chris’ ass but Chris’ head is already stuck so far up Hillary’s ass that not even Fred Thompson can pull it out!”
That’s one of those “immovable object/irresistible force” riddles, isn’t it?
Chuck Norris has recently endorsed Expectations. That’s when Expectations became totally stupid and unreasonable, and Fred beat the heck out of them.
Eventually, Chuck Norris will see the light, and become Fred Thompson’s sidekick. Pun intended.
We don’t need no expectations.
We don’t need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the newsroom.
Preacher leave our Fred alone.
Hey, preacher leave our Fred alone!
All in all McCain is destined to fall.
All in all Ron Paul’s a nut, and that’s all.
It’s a full-size pickup truck that burns decayed dinosaur corpses and creates greenhouse gasses.
Good start Igor R, I worked on it a little.
We don’t need no expectations.
We don’t need no stupid polls.
No slick haired RINOs or Fox newsroom.
Preacher leave our Fred alone.
Hey, preacher leave our Fred alone!
All in all McCain is destined to fall.
All in all Ron Paul’s a nut, and that’s all.
It’s not just that he couldn’t pull it out…Fred thought about it and said something about Chris being “sullied” having been there…
I like it spacemonkey. Tway things are going “we don’t need to Fox at all”.