For John Edwards, the worst part about dandruff isn’t the embarrassing flakes, it’s the bruises where they land on his shoulders.
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After watching snibbets of last night’s Democrat debate while power-puking into a popcorn bag, this is a very relevant post, Harvey. And the three leading Dem’s are also about as relevant as flakes of dandruff on a rotting carcass.
Don’t forget the constant shoulder dislocations!
But every cloud has a silver lining – Silky gets to have a couple of greased-up young staffers put the joint back in the socket several times a day….
Harvey, this is an outright lie. You’re worse than the Clintons! John Edwards has NEVER…NEVER had dandruff, and you know it!!! Sure, he’s a lying little piece of crap, ambulance-chasing trial lawyer, who somehow manages to make Jimmy Carter look competent. But, dandruff? NEVER!!
A vile lie like that could cost John the invaluable endorsement of the Hollywood Hairstylist and Make-up Artist/Man-Boy Love Association Union.
For John Edwards, the worst part about dandruff isn’t the embarrassing flakes, it’s the bruises where they land on his shoulders.
After watching snibbets of last night’s Democrat debate while power-puking into a popcorn bag, this is a very relevant post, Harvey. And the three leading Dem’s are also about as relevant as flakes of dandruff on a rotting carcass.
Don’t forget the constant shoulder dislocations!
But every cloud has a silver lining – Silky gets to have a couple of greased-up young staffers put the joint back in the socket several times a day….
The worst part for John is actually the loss of brain tissue with each flake. And no, not Jeff Flake. He is good. Support him for Appropriations.
At least that is the excuse Elizabeth makes him give about the bruises.
Harvey, this is an outright lie. You’re worse than the Clintons! John Edwards has NEVER…NEVER had dandruff, and you know it!!! Sure, he’s a lying little piece of crap, ambulance-chasing trial lawyer, who somehow manages to make Jimmy Carter look competent. But, dandruff? NEVER!!
A vile lie like that could cost John the invaluable endorsement of the Hollywood Hairstylist and Make-up Artist/Man-Boy Love Association Union.
I thought Edwards WAS an embarrassing flake?