Since we may be losing Hillary after next Tuesday, we better get busy making fun of her before she gets passed over for the VP nod, goes postal, wastes 20 people at the Democratic convention and completes her inevitable downward skid from Britney-pathetic to referred-to-by-three-names tragic.
I got this postcard in the mail prior to the Wisconsin primaries, which prominently features Hillary’s best “I’m looking forward to the bright tomorrows that my administration will bring” look:
My first thought was that if you turn her around, she’d look right at home on a Communist Party flag:
And as I continued to gaze at this not-airbrushed-enough visage, I began to wonder… what is she thinking about in this picture?
My answers in the extended entry.
Yours in the comments, please.
Archive of entries posted on 22nd February 2008
If Obama Gets His Way, Only Johnny Depp Will Have Guns
Obama wants to ban all semi-automatic firearms? What isn’t a semi-automatic firearm? Those pistols pirates use?
Not only that, but Barrack Obama only recognizes civilian gun ownership for “hunting and target shooting.” So the reason the Founding Father put in the 2nd Amendment is because they really liked target shooting?
Seriously, though, we need to start getting in people’s heads that self-defense is the most fundamental human right. I wouldn’t trust anyone who doesn’t understand that.
Obama and Those Rasically ’60s Radicals
Apparently Obama used to like to hang out with ’60s terrorists… unrepentant ones at that. This may seem bad, but if you look at the record of Ayers and Dohrn, the only people they ever successfully killed with their bombs were their own members. That makes them heroes.
Anyway, this seems about right for Obama: He’s too squishy to advocate violence, but he’s a dumb enough lefty to think its cool to hang out with those who do.
So where does hanging out with ’60s terrorists fall: Is it hope or change?