I Think We Were All More Tortured by the Constant Whining About Waterboarding

It’s confirmed: Three terrorists were waterboarded by the CIA five years ago out of fears of an imminent threat. That’s it. No others. Yet how much time have we spent worrying over this technique that causes no lasting harm?
There are people out there who want to kill us. Wake up, dumbasses. If we can’t even be slightly serious about fighting bad people, then its over for us.
I should mention that McCain is one of the leaders on the “waterboarding must be stopped!” distraction — another strike against him.

lolterizt! Part 33

Once again, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
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From Geah:
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From roamingfirehydrant:
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From Joel:
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From AlanABQ:
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Two from Erik Wit:
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Putting Things in Perspective

So the next president will have to deal with a nuclear Iran. This is where Obama is scary. What the hell is that guy going to do to combat an actual threat? Smile and repeat the word “hope” over and over. Well, I hope that works.
There are two possibilities with Hillary: She could unleash a vengeance from hell — cackling all the while — causing us to stand back and say, “I’m just glad she’s on our side.” Or she could try her best to ignore the problem to focus on health care and pandering on the economy (little hint: there’s not too much the government can actually do about the economy; there are these things called businesses which are bit more responsible for it). The latter is probably more likely, though.
For the Republicans, this is where I’m sorry to say Romney doesn’t shine. McCain has the foreign policy experience, and I think he will take a break from repeatedly sodomizing conservatives to handle the Iran problem decisively. Romney may be the better conservative, but he’s a bit of a indulgence in a time of global conflict. Not saying I’d vote for McCain over Romney were I voting today, but with all the country faces and my brother in Iraq now (and most likely not for the last time), it’s a thinker. I don’t understand why the talk radio guys think it’s so simple.

Super Tuesday Predictions

Being something similar to a pundit, I guess I should make some prediction for the vote today. I guess the first step in that is checking my horoscope:

There are very few negative vibes today, and the only one creating real problems is Pluto, the planet of transformation, particularly because its effect is strong! Expect some minor revelations, which could reveal some little blips that slow the day right down. Just don’t lose your cool!

Does that sound like a McCain win or a Romney win? And how can Pluto create problems? It’s planet status was revoked.
Screw it. I think McCain is going to have a big win and celebrate by grabbing the nearest conservative and making him squeal like a pig. Also, I think Hillary will come out of today with an advantage over Obama because, in the end, Democrats don’t like black people. There’s even been robo-calls exploiting that fact, the text of them being, “Obama… kinda black, ain’t he?”
Those are my predictions. If they’re wrong, look for voter fraud.