Found this through Conservative Grapevine: Stuff White People Like
It’s a blog devoted to listing and explaining stuff that white people like. Useful if you’re trying to understand white people.
Archive of entries posted on 28th February 2008
Heh
The New York Times has come out with a even dumber attack against McCain questioning whether he can legally be president since he was born on an Air Force base in Panama… even though it’s been settled law since 1790 about what constitutes native citizenship. Anyway, a Hot Air commenter had a great bon mot about that which deserves special feature.
Nader Campaign Slogans
America’s favorite vote-splitter has put a fresh coat of tinfoil on his hat and tossed it into the ring for 2008.
You’ll pardon my insidious Machiavellianism, but I’d really like to see the man do well this time around.
You know what I’m talkin’ about.
So let’s see if we can’t whip him up a killer campaign slogan:
- Skip the blacko, vote the wacko.
- Nader: because corporations selling you cool stuff is the REAL terrorism.
- Six more months of military experience than Bill Clinton.
- Kooky like Ron Paul, but without all that annoying liberty crap.
- Spoilernator III: Rise of the Lunatics
- Because I Can
- Looking 90, acting 12.
- Just a hooded sweatshirt and a stick of dynamite away from being the Unabomber.
- Nader: homonymically synonymous with “rock bottom”.
- FOR working families, AGAINST the corporations that sign their paychecks.
- He won’t start every sentence with “I served in Vietnam”.
- I’m John McCain, and I approved this candidacy.
- Nader: he’s never worked for a living either.
- Like Barack’s really going to miss .3% of the vote.
Come on folks, this is important. Help him out in the comments.
My Solution to Iraq Is to Never Have Gone There
An Editorial by Senator Barack Obama
Iraq continues to be a serious problem, and the Bush administration has done nothing but increase the problem and cause unnecessary deaths. It is a mess, but I have a solution: I would never have gone there.
The Iraq War will be a big problem to inherit, but it would not be if we hadn’t have gone there. That’s why that is my solution. People ask me, “Won’t leaving Iraq now be abandoning the Iraqi people?” Well, it wouldn’t be abandoning them if we hadn’t had gone there. “What about a civil war?” others ask, to which I say there would be no civil war if Saddam were still in charge because we didn’t go to Iraq. As you can see, not having gone to Iraq easily solves all these problems.
“I do have experience: Experience at not going to war.”
As for Al Qaeda in Iraq, I don’t think they would be a problem if we hadn’t had gone. Maybe they already were there and working with some support from Saddam, but I still think not having gone there is a risk worth taking. You may worry about all the terrorists there and whether they have intentions for attacking America, but you wouldn’t if we hadn’t had gone.
Senator John McCain questions whether I have experience enough to deal with Iraq, but the fact is that he’s old. No one faints at his rallies… unless they forgot their heart medication because they’re as old as he is. And I do have experience: Experience at not going to war. That’s why not having gone to Iraq is the perfect solution for me. It’s one I’m uniquely able to espouse and have been consistent on. Years ago I said we shouldn’t invade Iraq, and that is still my solution.
A few have said that not going to Iraq isn’t a solution anymore since we already have gone there. I hear your concern and I have three words for you: Hope. Change. The future.
That’s right: The future. And not just any future; a future where we look forward and say, “We shouldn’t have gone to Iraq.”
Barack Obama is a U.S. Senator from Illinois who enjoys nap time and finger painting. He is running for president.
We’re Almost There
A number of readers have e-mailed me about NASA’s kinetic attack on the moon. I want to assure you I am involved. I’ve been working with the federal government to coordinate both the DoD and NASA to nuke the moon. We first started by having each do independent project — the DoD shooting a satellite in space and NASA with this project — and then they will work together for a tactical nuclear strike against the moon. President Bush really wants this done before he leaves office so his legacy will be “that guy who nuked the moon and was totally awesome.”
Can’t Avoid the Liberal Fascism
Congratulation to Jonah Goldberg for now making number one on the New York Times bestseller list with his book Liberal Fascism. The great thing is now the New York Times will have in it the phrase “Liberal Fascism” in bold.
BTW, I realize I haven’t said anything about the passing of William F. Buckley. I couldn’t think of anything to say without sounding a bit like a poseur. Like all conservatives, I owe a lot to him even if all I directly took from him was to end my responses to hate mail with the phrase “cordially.”