. . . this is definitely worth a look over the weekend. In short, it’s the fascinating tale of a hero on the front line of law enforcement that has been bravely preventing the sodomization of virgin male teenagers since at least 2001.

This movie looks like it’s going to be awesome:

“What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” is just a slogan; the FBI will still find out what you did there.

Until I saw the end, I thought this was a cheesy McCain ad:

Yeah, if there’s a huge crisis, the one we want responding is a former first lady… especially if the crisis is there’s not enough cookies for the bake sale!

McCain had a conference call with bloggers and I wasn’t invited. I remember Romney did the same thing. I thought Fred Thompson established you’re supposed to invite me to these things. I’m like Helen Thomas: I may be an idiot, but it’s tradition to include me.