Archive of entries posted on 8th February 2008

I Could (possibly) Vote For McCain, IF…

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I could (possibly) vote for McCain, IF… He does each of the following:

  • Picks a actual conservative for his VP, no Grahmnesty, Huckabee or Durbin or for the love of all that’s Holy, Lieberman, instead somebody like Thompson!!!!, Coburn or Watts.
  • Stops waving his hands down like he’s swatting down a dog that’s humping his leg, whenever real conservatives boo him for his sins against conservatism.
  • Forgets the name Reagan except when comparing others, who are actually Reaganesque, to the man.
  • Banishes the phrase “straight talk” from his vocabulary. (straight out of a bulls’ rear end doesn’t make it straight talk)
  • Quits mentioning his POW time in every speech. Except in reference to how life under a Socialist (D-IL) or ( D-NY) would be.
  • Wears a flight helment emblazoned with ‘Rhino Maverick’ at all public appearances till election day.
  • Cuts off his own left ear with a cheese grater.
  • Admits he was wrong, WRONG, W.R.O.N.G about amnesty.
    Ok, he doesn’t have to do all of them, just the first one and last two. The rest are just because I still bear such ill will towards him.
    McCain/Thompson ’08!

    • The Lovable, Huggable President

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    Opinion seems to be that Obama is pretty unbeatable. Why? Because he’s so charming. He has no accomplishments and no more experience with foreign affairs than the average college student, yet there’s a good chance he could be elected president just because he’s so darn likable. If this strategy of nominating a nice looking empty suit works, expect future presidential elections to be between two plush toys (“Looks how adorable they are! I can decide which one to pick!”).
    Just a reminder: We’re currently the most powerful nation in the world and the definitely leader at blowing crap up. Our leader should never be charming. He should be scary. He should appear in the nightmares of our enemies, eating their children. Diplomats should not want to meet with him unless they have numerous armed guards for protection. That’s who the leader of the most powerful nation should be.

    At Least the McCain Nomination Doesn’t Just Suck for Us

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    Now that the Republican nominee is known but the Democrat one is still up for grabs, the DNC is already trying to rally their base by pitting them against John McCain. I’ve already gotten a couple “We must stop McCain!” e-mails from them. It’s kinda pathetic. That like trying to rally Republicans by telling us “We have to stop Joe Lieberman!”