Obama now has the coveted McGovern endorsement. Now all he needs are the endorsements of Mondale, Dukakis, Carter, Gore, Kerry, the Buffalo Bills, and guys over thirty who still live with their parents.
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Don’t forget about the placekicker from the first Ace Ventura movie. I think there’s room for violent crossdressing felons under the democrat’s Big Tent.
All those other endorsements are in the Obama bag, Frank.
And I’m going public with a prediction: Barack Obama will be the 44th President of The United States.
Cast your fate with the liberal winds of Change.
And the Republican Party is “Gone With The Wind.”
Don’t forget to include our Minnesota Golden Gopher football program! Now there’s a monumental, giaganourmous group of inveterate losers…year after year after year after year!!! Go Hawks (Iowa that is!)
Jimmy, you are on to something or you’re on something my friend! The Republican Party is about as fun as a fresh bag-of-dicks right now! Obama is going to go all the way and will pick some really left-wing America hater for his VP. As for us conservatives…Hang on tight for 3 or 4 years because it’s going to suck big time!
“as fun as a fresh bag-of-dicks” – ussjc
Dangit. Fortunately, I’ve had my pot of coffee for the day so there was no spewing.
“So Barbi gets cut-up a little! Bag-o-glass.”
Your theme:
(We can’t go there. This is a PG-13 site, ussjc.)
And I’m going public with a prediction: Barack Obama will be the 44th President of The United States.
I fear that you’re right, although I’m hoping that the Hildebeest steals the nomination at the convention and Obama’s supporters sulk and stay home on election day.
I’ve heard that the Chicago Cubs, Arizona Cardinals, and New Orleans Saints are also endorsing Obama later this week.
As an admirer of all people who look Egyptian, I hereby endorse Barack Hussein Obama as your next president. So let it be written. So let it be done. Allaaaa-hooooo-aaaakbarrr!
Meh, Obama will lose if he wins the nomination. He’ll be forced to stand on issues in the general and he’ll get whipped for it. That and the amount of baggage he carries is prodigious.
In the event of him being the president, I foresee one of two things. Nothing changes, taxes go up for a bit, etc. but nothing material happens. Or, he changes lots of things, but does a poor job of it and conservatives come back to power for the next few decades.
USSJC said: “The Republican Party is about as fun as a fresh bag-of-dicks right now! ”
I’d add “The Republican Party is about as fun as riding in an elevator w/ Michael Moore about 4 hours after he’s won another chili eating contest.”
ussjimmycarter started it (as usual) and innominatus continued it. So…more!
“The Republican Party is about as fun as being forced to sit between Al Gore and Rosie O’Donnell on a transatlantic flight.”
It’s going to be tough being optimistic but I’m going to try anyway …
The situation isn’t as bad as you all are making it sound. True there isn’t a shadow of a conservative in the race but Barrack Milhouse Obama and Hillary Rotten Clinton are beating each other up to the point McCain will probably take the general election by a narrow margin. After the election the even more than they are now angry, depressed, self loathing, left-wing nut jobs will remember McCain is still a Republican and nothing he tries to do will have a chance of happening in a firmly Democrate controlled congress.
It will be 4 years of hearings, loud debate, counter clockwise spin, federal gridlock and zero accomplishments. Opening the door for a real change, not change for changes sake but positive change: Conservatism with a capitol C to take over in 2012. Remember the Dems took control of congress by running conservative democrates!
Once those elected Senators and Representatives realize (and they will) conservatism got them elected NOT democrate party loyalty, the stage will be set. Republican and Democrate Conservatives to take control in by-partisan action. When that happens, and I’m certain it will, I’m buying the beer for the celebration party.
That said, it’s going to be a rough few years. Our forefathers withstood alot worse by looking to the future, in their shadow I will do the same … from my shack in the middle of the woods with my untraceable firearms, 4 years of freeze dried food and a handcrank-solar-wind turbine powered generator for my computer so I can still post here.
ps the celebration party is at my shack if you can find it.
If one were stuck with Michael Moore, Al Gore, or Rosie O’Donnell, I think “as fun a a fresh bag of dicks” could be a good thing if you shoved them in the right places on the afforementioned individuals. If you had enough of them, you might actually have a quiet flight.
Has Carrot Top thrown in with Obama yet?
How about the sport of soccer?
Has he secured the important Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace vote?
Arby’s curly fries? Tofu?
Fat Free Salad Dressing?
HAS HE SECURED THE SUPPORT OF ANY DIETARY SUPPLEMENT OR SOY FOOD EXTRACT PRODUCT AT ALL?
When he gets serious, let me know.
Until then: FAIL.
No, Socratic, but he has shot some hoops, drunk some beer, mixed with the plebes and declared waffles to be the official national breakfast. So, what the heck do you want with the tofu in fat free dressing thing? Exactly how much Americana is he supposed to embrace for you? That’s racist! You sound bitter. You got guns and bibles and probably logic, I suspect, too. Probably even computers and mathematics and some kind of technical education. Obama doesn’t need you. He’s a half-black, constitutional lawyer who shoots hoops, eats waffles and struts a lot while saying “aaaaa” while calling for Hope and Change. I love the guy.
I want him buying Happy Meals for the toy, Jimmy.
I want to see him put a 3 on his stinking limo and drive like he means it.
I want him to say he hates Wal-Mart, but not because they don’t pay their workers blah blah frigging blah, but because they give lousy service and you can never find anything you want, but always end up buying a ton of crap you don’t need.
And then I still won’t vote for his commie self.
Yeah, if he wants to lead the American tribe (no, not Cleveland!) he needs a lot of prerequisites just to become a worthy Democrat candidate before he can even be evaluated. But the masses don’t need that anymore, Socraterie. They need messiahs and they’re looking for them by the sackful. He is the one. And he will be president with a small “p.”
New president chosen in November, 2012. December 21, 2012 Mayan Calender counts down to zero. If the sun rises on December 22, 2012 and it’s just another day … I’m gonna have really mixed emotions. Obama gets Mayan, Aztec, Toltec, Incan, Atlantian, Muian, Cthultian and Innsmouthian endorsements.
He’s also a messiah with a small m. Obama is like a bad case of the flu. You know it’s going to be bad, make you sick, make you feel like you just would like someone to shoot you. Still once it’s over you feel so much better.
It’s interesting that people of African descent make up only about 15% of the population, so even if they all voted for him, he still needs about 35% of other folks to vote for him.
I personally don’t care if he’s black, white, red, yellow, brown, puce, chartreuse or teal. He’s inexperienced, untried, and unpatriotic. He can’t distance himself far enough from his wife or his pastor to convince most of us that he isn’t a liberal left wing whack job. He is the Anti-Reagan
Wild Bill, no matter how fast he and the rest of the dems might get driven out, he’ll have devastating impact that will hurt this nation for years. If he’s elected, within the year I guarantee you every leftists judge in the SCOTUS will retire so they can be replaced with even more radical leftists for the next 30 years. Hell, half of them are nearly senile and desperately hanging on for just that purpose.
The Anti-Reagan? Brilliant!
Don’t forget about the placekicker from the first Ace Ventura movie. I think there’s room for violent crossdressing felons under the democrat’s Big Tent.
All those other endorsements are in the Obama bag, Frank.
And I’m going public with a prediction: Barack Obama will be the 44th President of The United States.
Cast your fate with the liberal winds of Change.
And the Republican Party is “Gone With The Wind.”
@#1: There certainly ought to be, considering that’s where all the violent cross-dressing felons currently reside.
He’ll probably also get that big endorsement from the French Military every lib wants.
The French have a military?
Which ever one wins will must likely be a one termer. My prediction for 2012 is Jindal vs Clinton.
Don’t forget to include our Minnesota Golden Gopher football program! Now there’s a monumental, giaganourmous group of inveterate losers…year after year after year after year!!! Go Hawks (Iowa that is!)
Jimmy, you are on to something or you’re on something my friend! The Republican Party is about as fun as a fresh bag-of-dicks right now! Obama is going to go all the way and will pick some really left-wing America hater for his VP. As for us conservatives…Hang on tight for 3 or 4 years because it’s going to suck big time!
“as fun as a fresh bag-of-dicks” – ussjc
Dangit. Fortunately, I’ve had my pot of coffee for the day so there was no spewing.
“So Barbi gets cut-up a little! Bag-o-glass.”
Your theme:
(We can’t go there. This is a PG-13 site, ussjc.)
Yeah, well the only one you left out was the Typical White Woman, Geraldine Ferraro. Oh,right, I forgot she’s a racist!
“guys over thirty who still live with their parents”
Ron Paul has them firmly in his hands, BO doesn’t stand a chance.
And I’m going public with a prediction: Barack Obama will be the 44th President of The United States.
I fear that you’re right, although I’m hoping that the Hildebeest steals the nomination at the convention and Obama’s supporters sulk and stay home on election day.
I’ve heard that the Chicago Cubs, Arizona Cardinals, and New Orleans Saints are also endorsing Obama later this week.
As an admirer of all people who look Egyptian, I hereby endorse Barack Hussein Obama as your next president. So let it be written. So let it be done. Allaaaa-hooooo-aaaakbarrr!
Meh, Obama will lose if he wins the nomination. He’ll be forced to stand on issues in the general and he’ll get whipped for it. That and the amount of baggage he carries is prodigious.
In the event of him being the president, I foresee one of two things. Nothing changes, taxes go up for a bit, etc. but nothing material happens. Or, he changes lots of things, but does a poor job of it and conservatives come back to power for the next few decades.
Forget that, who do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Atlanta Falcons support?
Bill Ayers for Vice President!
Bill Ayers for Vice President!
USSJC said: “The Republican Party is about as fun as a fresh bag-of-dicks right now! ”
I’d add “The Republican Party is about as fun as riding in an elevator w/ Michael Moore about 4 hours after he’s won another chili eating contest.”
ussjimmycarter started it (as usual) and innominatus continued it. So…more!
“The Republican Party is about as fun as being forced to sit between Al Gore and Rosie O’Donnell on a transatlantic flight.”
It’s going to be tough being optimistic but I’m going to try anyway …
The situation isn’t as bad as you all are making it sound. True there isn’t a shadow of a conservative in the race but Barrack Milhouse Obama and Hillary Rotten Clinton are beating each other up to the point McCain will probably take the general election by a narrow margin. After the election the even more than they are now angry, depressed, self loathing, left-wing nut jobs will remember McCain is still a Republican and nothing he tries to do will have a chance of happening in a firmly Democrate controlled congress.
It will be 4 years of hearings, loud debate, counter clockwise spin, federal gridlock and zero accomplishments. Opening the door for a real change, not change for changes sake but positive change: Conservatism with a capitol C to take over in 2012. Remember the Dems took control of congress by running conservative democrates!
Once those elected Senators and Representatives realize (and they will) conservatism got them elected NOT democrate party loyalty, the stage will be set. Republican and Democrate Conservatives to take control in by-partisan action. When that happens, and I’m certain it will, I’m buying the beer for the celebration party.
That said, it’s going to be a rough few years. Our forefathers withstood alot worse by looking to the future, in their shadow I will do the same … from my shack in the middle of the woods with my untraceable firearms, 4 years of freeze dried food and a handcrank-solar-wind turbine powered generator for my computer so I can still post here.
ps the celebration party is at my shack if you can find it.
I understand that former Boston Red Sox first baseman Bill Buckner may endorse Obama as well.
If one were stuck with Michael Moore, Al Gore, or Rosie O’Donnell, I think “as fun a a fresh bag of dicks” could be a good thing if you shoved them in the right places on the afforementioned individuals. If you had enough of them, you might actually have a quiet flight.
Has Carrot Top thrown in with Obama yet?
How about the sport of soccer?
Has he secured the important Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace vote?
Arby’s curly fries? Tofu?
Fat Free Salad Dressing?
HAS HE SECURED THE SUPPORT OF ANY DIETARY SUPPLEMENT OR SOY FOOD EXTRACT PRODUCT AT ALL?
When he gets serious, let me know.
Until then: FAIL.
what about Chuck Schumer? he was hoping Hil would win so he wouldnt have to share the spotlight in NY anymore.
No, Socratic, but he has shot some hoops, drunk some beer, mixed with the plebes and declared waffles to be the official national breakfast. So, what the heck do you want with the tofu in fat free dressing thing? Exactly how much Americana is he supposed to embrace for you? That’s racist! You sound bitter. You got guns and bibles and probably logic, I suspect, too. Probably even computers and mathematics and some kind of technical education. Obama doesn’t need you. He’s a half-black, constitutional lawyer who shoots hoops, eats waffles and struts a lot while saying “aaaaa” while calling for Hope and Change. I love the guy.
Oh, and Wild Bill Kelsoe – we’ll all probably be walkin’ so I hope you can provide good directions, assuming you’re right, of course.
I want him buying Happy Meals for the toy, Jimmy.
I want to see him put a 3 on his stinking limo and drive like he means it.
I want him to say he hates Wal-Mart, but not because they don’t pay their workers blah blah frigging blah, but because they give lousy service and you can never find anything you want, but always end up buying a ton of crap you don’t need.
And then I still won’t vote for his commie self.
Yeah, if he wants to lead the American tribe (no, not Cleveland!) he needs a lot of prerequisites just to become a worthy Democrat candidate before he can even be evaluated. But the masses don’t need that anymore, Socraterie. They need messiahs and they’re looking for them by the sackful. He is the one. And he will be president with a small “p.”
New president chosen in November, 2012. December 21, 2012 Mayan Calender counts down to zero. If the sun rises on December 22, 2012 and it’s just another day … I’m gonna have really mixed emotions. Obama gets Mayan, Aztec, Toltec, Incan, Atlantian, Muian, Cthultian and Innsmouthian endorsements.
He’s also a messiah with a small m. Obama is like a bad case of the flu. You know it’s going to be bad, make you sick, make you feel like you just would like someone to shoot you. Still once it’s over you feel so much better.
It’s interesting that people of African descent make up only about 15% of the population, so even if they all voted for him, he still needs about 35% of other folks to vote for him.
I personally don’t care if he’s black, white, red, yellow, brown, puce, chartreuse or teal. He’s inexperienced, untried, and unpatriotic. He can’t distance himself far enough from his wife or his pastor to convince most of us that he isn’t a liberal left wing whack job. He is the Anti-Reagan
The Buffalo Bills? ouch, thats a low blow… very low.
Wild Bill, no matter how fast he and the rest of the dems might get driven out, he’ll have devastating impact that will hurt this nation for years. If he’s elected, within the year I guarantee you every leftists judge in the SCOTUS will retire so they can be replaced with even more radical leftists for the next 30 years. Hell, half of them are nearly senile and desperately hanging on for just that purpose.
The Anti-Reagan? Brilliant!