From Obama’s Memorial Day speech in New Mexico:
“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”
So either he doesn’t know what a fallen hero is or he has the sixth sense. If you believe the latter, why in the world would the military dead be attending an Obama rally? That’s like a wookie living on Endor.
Conservatives don’t seem so enthused with John McCain and kind of feel on the sidelines this election cycle. Still, things could be worse, so I thought I’d make a list of positive things about the Republican candidate:
TOP TEN GREAT THINGS ABOUT JOHN MCCAIN
10. Independents love him, so they must know something we don’t with how smart they think they are.
9. Since he has military combat experience, instead of getting the tiresome chickenhawk argument from liberals, we’ll get the newer, more interesting “being in the military made him crazy!” argument.
8. Reportedly, he’s very conservative on social issues… though he never likes to admit it in public so don’t bring it up.
7. He is very solid on winning in Iraq. In fact, the whole quitting on Vietnam thing pissed him off so much he’ll to this day strangle anyone who brings it up.
6. There.s even less evidence he’s secretly a Muslim than the next leading presidential candidate.
5. He is reportedly quite comfortable around crackers and honkeys.
4. He still openly identifies himself as a Republican.
3. His name is very similar to that of the hero from Die Hard.
2. There is no credible evidence he puts puppies in blenders.
And the number one great things about John McCain…
I realize I never commented on the whole Hillary mentioning the assassination of Robert Kennedy brouhaha, but we’re all in agreement that was basically her way of telling Obama to not to expect to outlive Ted, right?
So what did you all do for Memorial Day Weekend? In honor of our military, I punched some hippies. I was going to punch more, but then these aliens landed and I was like, “Why you messing with me for punching hippies? Are you on their side?” So I took out a shotgun and killed all the aliens. Then the town gave me a medal for killing the aliens since as far as anyone knew, they were very evil. Then I got ice cream.
