Actually, just a call for firing from an Obama delegate — like those people have any power. Apparently Jaz McCay used some of the images from this post and this post, and now people want him fired for “hate speech”… though I’m guessing they’re not sure who the hate is by or directed at. Hopefully common sense will prevail and it will all blow over… but if common sense always prevailed, I’d have no website.
How come my stuff is only controversial when other people use it? I remember once that CAIR got someone kicked off a webserver for just quoting me, while the same post didn’t cause one peep against me (well, unless you consider a long, pedantic post by Amanda Marcotte serious scrutiny, but I don’t). I guess I’m too likable for controversy… like the blogospheric version of Tom Hanks.
(thank to John Hawkins for alerting me)
Archive of entries posted on 13th May 2008
Crackers Don’t Like Cracker Haters
Considering how Obama has a lock on the nomination and is about to get trounced in the West Virginia and Kentucky primaries, tonight promises to be both funny and pointless.
Hmm. That’s a good description for IMAO.
To the Future!
With McCain going on about global warming climate change, it’s really starting to hit home that conservatives are going to be sitting out this election. Basically we’re going to be on the sidelines watching this whole thing without being a part of it. Sure, they’ll try and pull us in saying stuff like, “McCain is controlled by the right!” And we’ll be like, “Yeah, we wish. We honestly have nothing to do with them. But thanks for thinking of us.”
So what do we do? Well, you can be hard working Americans which will do more than playing around in any election will ever do. But what about those of us who don’t like working hard?
It’s time to look towards the future.
Everything is cyclical, so conservatives will get their chance again no matter how dark things look (I can’t even imagine what it must have been like for conservatives during the Carter administration). We need to be prepared for our chance with good candidates.
Bobby Jindal looks like a great up and comer, so we need to start prepping him now. Not only do we need him to be a cold hard conservative on the issues, but I’ve seen a few people point out he’s kinda small so he needs to get physically pumped too. When his time comes around, he should be this massive hulk ready to destroy.
Also, I’ll finally be constitutionally eligible to run for president in 2016, so I might as well start preparing. I’m not much of a graphic designer, but here’s a first draft of what one of my bumper stickers could look like:

I’m going to campaign on getting the federal government back to the basics. That means focusing on having it only do what citizens can’t do for themselves: Kill bad people in foreign lands. Also, nuking the moon.
The official phrase of my campaign will be, “Shut up. Not my problem,” which I will deploy any time someone comes whining to me about what they want me to do for them as president. Like what’s with all the people going around today hoping the next president will fix the economy? The government is pretty much the opposite of the economy; you take money out of the economy to put it in government. If anything, to fix the economy you want the government to do less, not more, so you can take money out of the government and put it back into the economy. Duh.
There are so many idiots out there, but I promise you that they’ll get there’s. Consider that both a campaign promise and an actual promise.
Favorite Hillary Clinton Quotes from Her Presidential Campaign
As we prepare to say goodbye to the Hillary’s presidential bid, here is a list of my favorite quotes from her during her campaign:
FAVORITE HILLARY CLINTON QUOTES FROM HER PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
* “You’ve failed me for the last time!”
* “You’ll choke on your own blood!”
* “I’ll swallow your soul!”
* “I would have gotten away with it to if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”
* “DIE!!!!”
* “I’ll show you! I’ll show you all!”
* “Muhahahahaha!”
* “I’ll get you next time, Gadget! NEXT TIME!”
* “I will destroy you!”
* “We need truly universal healthcare.”
* “Fly, my pretties!”
lolterizt! Part 47 – lolhilry! Edition
A tribute to the post-iceberg RMS Titanic of Democratic presidential candidates. Regular lolterizng resumes next week.
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