As we prepare to say goodbye to the Hillary’s presidential bid, here is a list of my favorite quotes from her during her campaign:
FAVORITE HILLARY CLINTON QUOTES FROM HER PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
* “You’ve failed me for the last time!”
* “You’ll choke on your own blood!”
* “I’ll swallow your soul!”
* “I would have gotten away with it to if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”
* “DIE!!!!”
* “I’ll show you! I’ll show you all!”
* “Muhahahahaha!”
* “I’ll get you next time, Gadget! NEXT TIME!”
* “I will destroy you!”
* “We need truly universal healthcare.”
* “Fly, my pretties!”
“One health care to cover all,
One health care to find them,
One health care to rule them all
And in the darkness bind them”
“I should’a used Preparation-H”
To General Petreus: “The reports that you provide to us really require the willing suspension of disbelief.”
Her campaign required the willing suspension of disbelief from us, as well. I guess enough weren’t willing.
I’m not sure how to get the right tone for this but:
“Cackle Cackle Cackle”
We also need to remember the New Hampshire SOB with those tears running down it’s cheeks.
I’ll get you…And you’re little dog too!!
Cackle-cackle-cackle!!!!!
My friends, I’m John McCain and I’d disown these harmful comments about my good friend, Hillary Clinton, from across the aisle. In her hour of need, you all could at least extend to her a heartfelt ‘thanks’ for all the joy and laughter she has brought to this campaign. I for one, heart Hillary, and plan to give her a big hug at the Democrat Convention in Denver. Yes, my friends, I’ve been invited to speak there and am looking forward to connecting with all my friends from across the aisle. And if I hear from that ussjimmycarter dude, well, I’m coming to Minneapolis soon to take care of him and his attitude.
“Bill…sit down, shut the hell up, or I’m going to stuff your fat head so far up your fat ass you will need to unzip your pants to spit!”
Dear John McCain,
I would rather dive naked into a brush pile full of poison oak which is also infested with the Minnesota state bird (mosquitos) and a hive of Killer Bees while listening to fat ugly Rosie blather on during a radio show – than watch or listen to one moment of your stooooopid speeches about Global Warming and Comprehensive Immigration Reform! But the “euphorians” up here that drive green cars and recycle and watch MPR and listen to NPR and go to all the Natural Food Stores will love what you have to sell…except they are all voting for the black guy!
Dear John McCain,
I would rather dive naked into a brush pile full of poison oak which is also infested with the Minnesota state bird (mosquitos) and a hive of Killer Bees while listening to fat ugly Rosie blather on during a radio show – than watch or listen to one moment of your stooooopid speeches about Global Warming and Comprehensive Immigration Reform! But the “euphorians” up here that drive green cars and recycle and watch MPR and listen to NPR and go to all the Natural Food Stores will love what you have to sell…except they are all voting for the black guy!
Double post Homo Alert!
Dear Mr. ussjimmycarter,
I see you are engaging in stereo-homophonic commenting these days! Listen here, my friend, you might have been “Secretary of No Buggerin” for the black guy or “Magic Negro” as you call him or even my good friend from across the aisle, Hillary Clinton (I won’t tolerate such insults at me, my friend!), but you’ve got another thing coming to you if you think you can threaten me with torture in Minneapolis with liberal Obama supporters driving around in green Prius’ on their way to buy queer organic food. We don’t have any of dem in our party except guys like you who double post and don’t understand how sensitive and delicate our borders are, or how we must do something to appease the global warming / climate change situation. Guys like you need to support your Party and stop whining about Conservatism’s exit from the Republican Party!! I mean it, man. Get in line behind me. We’re gonna brown nose Obama’s a$$ this election year. Yes I can, you 1st Amendment freak. You really piss me off, you @#$%@^ gun-toting, Bill Of Rights fanatic. PS: my war record is off limits to you, my good friend. Don’t EVEN go there or I’ll find your poison-pocked mosquito welt-ridden sorry bee-stung-a$$ at the Convention in your own home town!!
Yours sincerely,
John MacCain
“Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great (unless they’re inconvenient),
some achieve greatness(through government subsidies)
and some have greatness thrust ( For Pete’s sake Bill, put down that volunteer. You don’t know where she’s been!) upon them”.
“One down and two to go.”
Saw that comment on a HotAir post.
seanmahair + Bill Clinton = a dead Mr. Bill
Ooooooh!
“Instead of a dark lord you shall have a QUEEEEEN!!! As beautiful(?) and terrible as the DAWN!!! Stronger than the foundations of the EARTH! All shall love me and despair!!!”
At least I think she said that, I may be paraphrasing.
“Out, out, damned spot! … wait, this isn’t my dress…”
“For the crime of injuring me, a Clinton, I demand, as atonement, death.”
We’re gonna brown nose Obama’s a$$ this election year. – John MacCain
What’s the different between a brown noser and a sh*thead?
Depth perception.
#17 – best one. LOL
careful, or you too will commit suicide
“Same thing we do every day Bill, try and take over the world.”
“Only through the most infinitesimal chance have I eluded death at the hands of Obama. But let the universe howl in despair, for I have returned!”
This is fun!
Eyeballs, delicious eyeballs! Give them all to me NOW!
“From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you, this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.
When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming – as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.
I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.”