Barack Obama – SuperPatriot

Barack Obama is going on the offensive against a scurrilous whisper-campaign engineered by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and their willing accomplices in the Murdoch/Limbaugh-controlled Conservative Media. There’s no need to question Obama’s patriotism. Proof of his devotion to America lies below:


Obama didn’t put his hand over his heart because this flag wasn’t big enough to symbolize HIS patriotism
  • Pinned a flag lapel pin to his grandmother and the Rev. Wright before throwing them under the bus.
  • Anything that big-knockered chicks make videos about is patriotic by definition.
  • Recites the Pledge of Allegiance when joining his former domestic terrorist friends at flag-burnings.
  • Doesn’t make unpatriotic hissing noises when talking through his dentures like McCain does.
  • Trying to give America the same health care system as England & Canada is like super-triple-international patriotism!
  • Will make English the official language of all unconditional negotiations with terrorists.
  • Open-minded and tolerant of all belief systems, even those that don’t recognize all 57 states.
  • He believes, like most patriotic Americans, that Hillary Clinton eats babies and craps pure evil.
  • “Hussein” might not sound patriotic, but at least it lacks the ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ flavor of “Sidney“.
  • He doesn’t flip-flop on issues, he does the “Patriot Pirouette”.
  • Questioning his patriotism makes you a racist, so knock it off, racist!

And how do YOU know that Obama is a SuperPatriot?

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    • He recites the Pledge of al’Egiants.
    • He believes in one nation under guard.
    • Mrs. Obama is proud of her nation for the first time. See? She puts the first in First Lady.
    • He’s a big fan of the Red, Typical White, and Blue.
    • He’s not Bush. He’s said that a kajillion times. Jesus Christ on a Bicycle, what more does he have to prove that he’s a patriot? What, actually BE ONE? You’re a bigot.
  1. I don’t think this demonstrates a lack of patriotism, just a lack of attention span. He lost interest about a minute and a half into the ceremony. Who can really give two $#!ts about what all the honkeys are saying anyway? I can just hear what’s going through his head
    “on a midnight train going aaaannyyywhere”

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