Some Operation Rumor Has It paranoia for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose.
You may safely assume that all typos were intentional.
Dear WE:
Thanks again for all your great work in fighting to return the planet back to the right temperature. I could not find on your Interweb site what the right temperature was, but the skiing in Tahoe was awesome in 1982 so you should use that as a benchmark if nobody has a better one.
I’m concerned now that all of our work to save mother Gaia (PBUH) may be for not, since the Chimpys Haliburton croneys are doing an end-run around our efforts by spraying the atmosphere with chemical trails. I have been reading alot about these “chemtrails”, and the evidence seems conclusive.
The chemtrail sprays have various elements in them like CARBON which can used to absorb microwaves. Some of these sprays have metal flakes in them that make aerial craft invisible to radar. I think it’s obvoius whats’ going on here – instead of doing what Gaia wants and reducing our carbons, the Bush/Cheney axis of evils is spraying Big Oil CARBON into the air as a cloaking device for their surveylance helicopters.
This should be our FIRST PRIORITY. I know that I’ve heard their BLACK HELICOPTERS watching me in the shower, now I know what they were invisible – CARBON CHEMTRAILS. Now that the science is settled, IT’S TIME TO ACT!!!
Vote Walken 2008,
Percy Dovetonsils
Doods – seriously AAAWESOME site!!! I cannot thank you dudes enough for taknig action and eliminating carbon from our everyda lifes.
I read somewhere (sorry I dont remember where I read it – I went to a KICKING party saterday night and google has scrubbed their serch results) that BArack Obama was not able to be president bcz where he was born, in hawaii, is now underwater bcz of the oceans rising bcz of global warming. This means he was not born in the united states and so cant be president!!!!!
Please tell me this is NOT true! If it is true, is there anyway we can like pass a law that says He can be president? or can we just make that news storey so that the reporters cant tell everybody about it? I hope this is just a lie by george bush but if it isnt, we HAVE TO STOP IT from keeping Barack Obama from being president!!!!!!!
Jacob Hussein McCandles
Change We Can Beleive In
Dear WE,
You guys are doing such a great job, everyone around me can’t stop talking about how great we is! That is why you need to do something about Matthew Vadum!
I keep reading articuls on the internet that this guy wrote . Just because he won an award for outstanding journalism doesn’t mean he has the write to accuse Al Gore (or as I like to call him, Allah) of promoting GW just to make a profit! He says Al has a company selling carbon credits, is this true? This guys says Al is just making a market for his credits!
We needs to go get this guy and sit him on the couch with Al Sharptun and talk some sense into him! I will not sit ideally by and listen to this stupid stupid man berate you’re glorious cause!
From the land of sky blue waters,
Tommy “ecoman” Boggins
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It’s just a shame we don’t know how the WEtards are taking this. I’m wondering if their feverish little brains are now burning up with new conspiracy theories. I hope to God they are.
You’re an evil genius, Harvey. You must practice these techniques a lot in your everyday life. Glad I haven’t pissed you off!
I would just like to point out that Jacob McCandles was the name of John Wayne’s character in Big Jake which was easily the best The Duke ever did. Wonder if the Wee-nies got that.
Rubywednesday, do you really think any of the WE-ites have ever sat down and watched a John Wayne movie, much less the sheer awesomeness of Big Jake? Absolutely not, because doing such is the mark of Manly Men, or women who enjoy the company of Manly Men, both of which are sorely lacking in this particular movement.
You mean this stuff is made up?! It can’t bee, cuz I had a chemical trail carbon credit black helicopter ask me for some spare change just this morning!
Damn – Chemtrail Carbon Credits. I wish I’d thought of that.
All I could think of was possibly explaining Algores new boat as a new Ark for when the seas start rising, but I couldn’t figure out how to connect that to the Humans for Eugenic Hygiene fascist angle I’d worked on my previous contributions.
I’ll keep thinking about it. Heh.
Off-topic, but I was wondering something. What if we (WE!) all sign up for, say, the moveon.org e-mail list, then when we get the e-mails, we report them as spam? Would enough reports eventually get them flagged as spam and auto-blocked?
rubywednesday is correct. Big Jake is the best John Wayne movie ever.
“Jacob McCandles? I thought you was dead!”
“Not hardly.”