No Lauer was not the mayor of some podunk town. He’s just the guy that’s supposed to bring us the right news. He can’t even do that!!!! He’s a leftie for sure!!!!
Human beings make mistakes. Thus, sometimes, they misspeak, so it’s okay, you need to forgive them. They’re only human.
Conservatives, though, as any leftie will tell you, aren’t human being at all. They’re grease-filled bags of poo. Thus, any mistake on their part–benign or significant, simply cannot be ignored or forgiven.
It’s like in a Zombie movie. Human beings might eat the occasional burger or meat product. Okay, that’s fine, we all make mistakes. Zombies, however, eat meat: human flesh. And that’s not okay.
To them, we’re just the flesh-eating zombies. Could you imagine a flesh-eating zombie being elected to the White House? Doesn’t that explain the Bush Derangement Syndrome that we’ve seen for the last 8 years?
October 4th, 2008 at 11:01 am
To them, we’re just the flesh-eating zombies. Could you imagine a flesh-eating zombie being elected to the White House? Doesn’t that explain the Bush Derangement Syndrome that we’ve seen for the last 8 years?
Haven’t you guys figured this out yet?
No haven’t seen that yet, but we will if Obama gets in!!! By the way if he does get in, it won’t be considered the White House anymore!!! It will be the Black House!!!
Being a liberal talking head is a tough job. I mean, how could anyone be expected to remember the first name of the father of someone named Robert Jr.
Mistakes happen. I mean, one time I remember intending to ask for the ketchup (Hunt’s) and accidentally asked for the mustard. Just like that one time Barack Obama intended to say, “I have a lot of good friends in the military and I support them and their mission as they defend our very lives against a brutal enemy,” but instead accidentally accused them of bombing villages and killing women and children. Ooops.
Thanks for the documentation there, Freemon. Initially, I was questioning your engineering units about these matters, but I see you’ve done your homework.
Other recently discovered laws or new units:
Moore’s Law: Michael Moore’s weight doubles every 18 months.
Theory of Global Warming:
1 Gorebal = 10,758 BTU’s / pound fat
1 AL = 350 Gorebals = 3,765,300 BTU’s = 1104 KWH
(Note: 1 AL is enough to heat a small home for one month.)
Social Engineering:
1 Obama = Amount of ACORN money required to indoctrinate one community organizer prior to hiring = $20,388
1 Oprah = Size of Audience x Total Free gifts / Audience Member
Nice try but was Lauer the mayor of some podunk town. No. So what are you talking about.
Was Matt asking about Uncle Ted or Uncle Jack?
No Lauer was not the mayor of some podunk town. He’s just the guy that’s supposed to bring us the right news. He can’t even do that!!!! He’s a leftie for sure!!!!
See, you don’t understand.
Human beings make mistakes. Thus, sometimes, they misspeak, so it’s okay, you need to forgive them. They’re only human.
Conservatives, though, as any leftie will tell you, aren’t human being at all. They’re grease-filled bags of poo. Thus, any mistake on their part–benign or significant, simply cannot be ignored or forgiven.
It’s like in a Zombie movie. Human beings might eat the occasional burger or meat product. Okay, that’s fine, we all make mistakes. Zombies, however, eat meat: human flesh. And that’s not okay.
To them, we’re just the flesh-eating zombies. Could you imagine a flesh-eating zombie being elected to the White House? Doesn’t that explain the Bush Derangement Syndrome that we’ve seen for the last 8 years?
Haven’t you guys figured this out yet?
CatsGodot Says:
October 4th, 2008 at 11:01 am
To them, we’re just the flesh-eating zombies. Could you imagine a flesh-eating zombie being elected to the White House? Doesn’t that explain the Bush Derangement Syndrome that we’ve seen for the last 8 years?
Haven’t you guys figured this out yet?
No haven’t seen that yet, but we will if Obama gets in!!! By the way if he does get in, it won’t be considered the White House anymore!!! It will be the Black House!!!
It is strange that Katie Couric whom the unit of crappiness is named after – would feel that she is in a position to judge.
“The Couric” – The standard measuring unit for human feces. One Katie Couric is approximately 2.5 lbs of excrement.
I would write more but I have to go crap out a 20 Couric table teg. The kind that lifts you off of the seat in a spinning bottle jack pirouette.
You can see an educational film on this engineer unit here: http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1243593749?bctid=1243715048
Being a liberal talking head is a tough job. I mean, how could anyone be expected to remember the first name of the father of someone named Robert Jr.
Mistakes happen. I mean, one time I remember intending to ask for the ketchup (Hunt’s) and accidentally asked for the mustard. Just like that one time Barack Obama intended to say, “I have a lot of good friends in the military and I support them and their mission as they defend our very lives against a brutal enemy,” but instead accidentally accused them of bombing villages and killing women and children. Ooops.
Thanks for the documentation there, Freemon. Initially, I was questioning your engineering units about these matters, but I see you’ve done your homework.
Other recently discovered laws or new units:
Moore’s Law: Michael Moore’s weight doubles every 18 months.
Theory of Global Warming:
1 Gorebal = 10,758 BTU’s / pound fat
1 AL = 350 Gorebals = 3,765,300 BTU’s = 1104 KWH
(Note: 1 AL is enough to heat a small home for one month.)
Social Engineering:
1 Obama = Amount of ACORN money required to indoctrinate one community organizer prior to hiring = $20,388
1 Oprah = Size of Audience x Total Free gifts / Audience Member
1 Obama = 1 Oprah (approx.)
These laws are self-documenting, of course.