FRANK: Hey, it’s only 7:30, we can get a good night’s sleep.
SARAHK: Yeah, I’m going to sleep ever in the next four years.
Archive of entries posted on 4th November 2008
Time to Look to the Future
When Republicans will have jet packs! That’s the one thing Reagan conservatives have always been missing.
Anyway, I think we need to excise large cities from states like cancers. If they are separated into their own states, then that will free up the rest of the state to give their electoral votes to Republicans. It’s a good idea; let’s get on it.
Ammo
How to Elect a Liberal as President
Bad Economy + Extremely Unpopular Republican President + Entire Media in the Tank for Candidate + $700 Million Dollars = Victory for Liberals!
Time will tell if it’s a repeatable success.
Seriously, though, if the Democrats didn’t get the presidency this time, they would suck beyond human comprehension.
Did y’all hear how grave Brit Hume was when he announced the Ohio results?
Ohio Called for Obama
Ha! Shamnesty got you nowhere, McCain!
WOLVERINES!!!
Proof that Martha Kent is a Republican!
They Need to Be More Specific
A McCain aide was heard saying, “At this point, we need a miracle.” But if the Mississippi River suddenly parted, though, that wouldn’t really help McCain much.