I was trying to see if there’s any update on Murtha’s seat, and I noticed that in the first district in Pennsylvania there is a Republican named Muhammad running against who I can only assume to be the Democrat incumbent. Heh. You shoot for the moon, dude.

2 Votes for Obama

1 Vote for McCain

<1% reporting

So of course Fox is calling it for B.H.O.

As states go, you don’t get much yankee-er, I’m sure it will go for Hussein, but they could at least wait till the tallied vote took two hands.

I’m tired of talking about politics. So has anyone tried that Rhapsody thing with Verizon? Is that worth $15 a month? Paying for access to all music instead of buying individual albums sounds like an appealing idea, but are there any big gaps in their library? Like, I know they don’t have the Beatles, but I already have all their albums.

Get with the times, remaining Beatles, or I’ll illegally distribute your music out of principle.

SARAHK: Ugh! Kill me now, why don’t you, Chris Wallace?
FRANK: You didn’t know the Democrats were going to pick up seats?
SARAHK: Yes, I did. But it hurts every single time.
FRANK: Puppy’s scared.
SARAHK: Mommy’s scared.

Good night everybody!

Dole and Sununununu have lost, but I’m not going to get too worried unless it really looks like the Democrats are going to get over 60 seats. The main point of the Senate is to keep anything from getting done, and angry forty something Senators can do that just fine.

As long as we don’t have any squishes. If we start to see a Hagel, we better smash him like a cockroach. Squishes are only good for squishing.

I think the only thing that would surprise me tonight is if the exit polls aren’t complete crap.

They’re saying Obama has already won Pennsylvania. I think McCain’s strategy made that pretty key, so if that’s true it might already be over. FOX News is holding back calling it though, since they say they don’t have the actual data yet.

Well, I do have work tomorrow, so a short night is good too.

After careful reasoning, I have decided that Allahpundit is Karl Rove. You never see the two of them together, do you? And when the Architect was on Fox News earlier, was Allahpundit posting? No.

As a prominent conservative blogger, one of the most common questions I get is whether the Kool-Aid man is right-leaning. Since he commonly smashes through walls with little regard to the property of others, I would say I’m quite certain he’s a liberal.

…Or something. I didn’t read it all.

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Laurence Simon here, but he sent me his vote in Texas via Blackberry:

I do hope that Fred Thompson becomes the chair of the RNC. That would be awesome. And his wife, Jeri, should run for office. I can just tell she would kick ass and be a go for the throat conservative.

Actually, with Fred Thompson as chair and Jeri and Sarah Palin as two prominent Republican, we’re just one attractive female candidate away from having our own version of Charlie’s Angels.

then you’ve surely noticed that the intellectually challenged Bill Hemmer is happier than a dog in a room of other dogs’ butts, because he has that giant electoral map screen that he gets to draw on with his fingers. I’m happy for Hemmer — no, really. Soon he’ll be able to handle an Etch-a-Sketch.

What a night to realize I don’t know where the nearest liquor store is. Are there even liquor stores in Boise? Freak’n Mormons.

Anyway, I’m ready to go as I have my lucky Aquaman boxers on. They may not seem lucky as they twice kept me from losing my virginity at the last minute (one of those times being my honeymoon), but they give me that feeling of invincibility one only gets from being Aquaman.

Let’s get ready for a long night (or a short and disappointing one — and we’ve all had nights like those).

Photo evidence!