If you’re watching on Fox News

then you’ve surely noticed that the intellectually challenged Bill Hemmer is happier than a dog in a room of other dogs’ butts, because he has that giant electoral map screen that he gets to draw on with his fingers. I’m happy for Hemmer — no, really. Soon he’ll be able to handle an Etch-a-Sketch.

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