Failed State

It’s always reassuring when your leaders feel the need to tell you the country is not a “failed state.” Anyway, Mexico certainly isn’t a “successful state.” I wonder how Obama will eventually handle the same question.

16 Comments

  1. Based on Mexico’s logic, we just blame Canada! If this is Obama’s strategy, I’m in! So then what do we do to Canada for causing all our woes? We can’t punish them fiscally…they have no fiscals to suffer our wrath being a country that produces nothing other than socialism. I say we lob a few of our nukes up yonder to make sure they are in good working order. Let the fall-out drift over Europe…and tell the Iranians that all is in excellent working order!

  2. He will say “what next? funcky testicle ripping monkeys?” ….. Obummer is clearly out of his depth which is kiddie pool community organizer deep. Don’t you guys hear it when he talks and in his mannerisms. He is Arizona today and in full on political performer mode trying to fake everyone back into a state of high faith high spend mode. But if you bail out the idiots that made all the mistakes all you do is prolong the obviously inevitable and drain the source of regeneration which are the people who did not do crazy freakin financial things. Lovely. Even Jim Rogers a friend of George Soreass is saying “Obama is a genius NOT”

  3. SORRY FOR BEING TOTALLY OFF TOPIC, BUT I THINK THIS IS IMPORTANT.
    DID THE OBAMAS BUY THE DOG FOR THEIR DAUGHTERS YET? ISN’T A DOG SO, WELL, 2OTH CENTURY? I SAY WE SHOULD START A FUND TO BUY THE OBAMA GIRLS A NEW, HIP, PET. I PROPOSE A CHIMPANZEE. IMAGINE THE FUN HE WOULD HAVE IN THE WHITEHOUSE: CLIMBING THE CHRISTMAS TREE, HOLDING THE CUE CARDS FOR THE NEXT NEWS CONFERENCE. WE’D HAVE TO TELL HILLARY NOT TO CHANGE HER HAIR STYLE THOUGH, OR HE MIGHT RIP HER FACE OFF THE NEXT TIME SHE SHOWS UP. OR NOT.

  4. When are they going to start regulating pets? Isn’t this overdue?

    After all, having a pet is currently outside the control of the government (more or less), and the trend is to eliminate such institutions. Allowing people to have pets involves the provision of food to animals without prior state approval, methane emissions, potential resistance to the state (by dogs; cats will just disappear)…

  5. No to the chimp thing.We wouldnt want another scandal when the Bamster starts hiding HIS cigars!!! How do you get DNA out of chimp fur?Besides why have him live at the white house? Chimps have the right to own their own home dont they??

  6. #9, that one cannot have a chimp, cause the Secret Service would keep mistaking it for that one. I think they should buy a mexican. They smell bad, don’t have any manners, and tend to commit crimes, but I understand they aren’t rambunctious and sleep alot.

  7. “In all that has happened to us, you have been just; you have acted faithfully, while we did wrong.
    Our kings, our leaders, our priests and our fathers did not follow your law; they did not pay attention to your commands or the warnings you gave them.
    Even while they were in their kingdom, enjoying your great goodness to them in the spacious and fertile land you gave them, they did not serve you or turn from their evil ways.
    But see, we are slaves today, slaves in the land you gave our forefathers so they could eat its fruit and the other good things it produces.
    Because of our sins, its abundant harvest goes to the kings you have placed over us. They rule over our bodies and our cattle as they please. We are in great distress.”
    Nehemiah 9:34-37

    … and the thunder rolls …

  8. Breaking…

    It is now being reported that the Chimps owner and her “friend” would daily cuddle each morning as they watched previously Tivo’d editions of the Rachael Maddow show. It is believed the the Chimp simply popped and had gone to sit in the car. “We believe he simply could not take any more of Ms. Maddow” said Detective Firm Jaw staring ahead with a tear in his eye. “I feel a special bond with this primate for some reason” and then the interview ended as the police officer was overcome with emotion…

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