I like this idea. We’ll put the Koran on the top shelf, and when Muslims are good and promise not to use it to justify murder, we’ll put it back down to some place they can reach.
I like this idea. We’ll put the Koran on the top shelf, and when Muslims are good and promise not to use it to justify murder, we’ll put it back down to some place they can reach.
Isn’t that kind of stupid. Wouldn’t make more sense to put your book at eye level, where people would be more likely to notice it, and pick it up. I am imagining one of those book shelves were you have to use a ladder to reach the top.
I was of course talking about the Muslims demanding their book be put on the top shelf, for anyone who didn’t read the link.
Muslim’s read? Who knew! I thought they just had crazy clerics to whip them into a frenzy!
It’s a sad day in the USSJIMMYCARTER household, by the way! I just took Winston, my 6 month old Blue Point Ragdoll kitten to the vet. He get’s his “boys” removed today and as of tomorrow he’s a Democrat! He looked at me as I was leaving the office with those “I’m gonna’ put a cap in yo ass” eyes… sniff… sniff…
when Muslims are good and promise not to use it to justify murder
The experience of the past eight years or so leads me to believe that anybody who doesn’t use the Koran to justify murder isn’t a Muslim.
The top shelf is fine, as long as we put some of these up there, too:
Koran Accoutrements?
(telegraph.co.uk)
Maybe.
Or how about rigging the Korns with a stylish dynamite Palestinian death belt with pigskin leather and Nike C4 shoes? You do not like? I keel you! I keel you!
While it’s up there maybe we can coat it in some form of poison so when they take it down it’ll get into their skin and they’ll pass it on to other Muslims they come in contact with and after a couple days they’ll die of it. That’s what you do with other infestations.
This might not be a bad idea. They could place it right next to ‘Dianetics’ in a section dedicated to literature written by batsh*t insane narcissists. Top-shelving them would keep them out of the hands of impressionable & emotionally underdeveloped people, like children and liberals.
Hey what is wrong with Diuretics ?
I can’t believe that #8 just managed to insult stupid people and children by putting them on the same level as liberals.
AlanABQ has a good point. Place the koran with dianetics, eckankar,the saucerians, and anything written by a democrat. Keep all the good cult stuff together.
Hey!! Didja hear the one about the Muslim guy in NY who started a TV station to show how normal Muslims are but then went and chopped his wife’s head off ’cause she wanted a divorce? Well I wrote that joke, yeah me, and I’ve got millions more just as funny, just read my book!! …….Mohammed, still roasting in hell after all these years.
Are we talking about big-city libraries with shelves 18′ high? If so, good place for a Koran. Also a good place for kicking ladders out from under Koran-reachers.
But there is another disconnect – Mooselimbs already own a Koran. They aren’t going down to the library to read it – if anybody does read it, it’ll be some curious non-mooselimb who probably doesn’t know the proper “Koran handling etiquette” and might actually touch the book with an ungloved left hand. Then the mohammedans will be really pissy.
Don’t hold your breath—– I’m 44 years old and still waiting to meet or even see on TV “a good muslim” Me thinks that be an oxymoron
There was a pretty good Moslem guy in “The Cronicles of Rydick”.
His daughter smiled at Rydick and he didn’t chop her head off.
Chronicles
But, if the kuran is put on the top shelf, How will we reach the toilet paper?