“With Barack Obama now walking into windows and doors”… isn’t it obvious?
Trying to enter a room through the window…
well I’ll just say “For some…old habits are hard to break”
America would be a much safer nation and we would have much lower health care costs if every American wore a helmet from the time they awoke…strike that…if they wore a helmet 24 hours per day, 365 days per year from the day they were born! That is unless there are plans to stick a forecept into the child’s skull and suck their brains out…then an exception is granted by the new Health Care Overlord and Grand Master! We need this new mandatory helmet law added to the stimulus bill immediately! We are in a non-helmet crisis in this country like we have never experienced since our ancestors crawled out of the primordial ooze and we must act or it will mean the end of civilization as we know it.
A helmet and a drool bucket. And a “SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING” sign. And an invisible fence collar, to keep him from wandering out into Pennsylvania Avenue.
Wouldn’t it just be easier to pad the inside of the bucket? I don’t thing they make helmets big enough to fit over a bucket, and a regular helmet wouldn’t accommodate his big ol’ Dumbo ears.
Actually, “helmets” are reserved for the Ron White warning system for homeland security, for which there are two levels: “Green” (no threat) and Alert (“Put On Your Damn Helmet”). With Obama as president, I’m putting on my damn helmet! I don’t care what he wears.
Well, let’s see. Our kids are supposed to wear helmets, knee-pads and elbow pads to simply ride their bikes or a skateboard. We can’t use trans-fats, can’t smoke or season food with salt. Guns are evil, even for self-defense. The only religion allowed to be practiced in public is Muslim. The government wants to pick out your lightbulbs, heating and air conditioning system and car. If you buy groceries and want the cashier to put them in a bag you’re evil. Are mandated helmets really at all a stretch?
To all of you: Now that I have an important job I must insist you pronounce my name correctly. My name is not bucket. It is French Cajon and it is pronounced BooooKay. I am a friend of one of your frequent commentators a one Mr Freemon Sandlewould.
Yes I can confirm that Bobby Buckette ( it is pronounced Bobby BoooKaay …. as it is Cajon ) is indeed the head protecting bucket that Barry the Impairious is using. His former residence was my weed growing shack in the mountains of California. There he loyally function as my ever faithful turlet as I have no indoor plumbing. He never complained once during the entire 10 year career as turd catcher emeritus. Now is a different story. I have received several late night calls from B.B. saying Barry has something seeping out of his ears that is truly intolerable. Thus he is already hoping to get his old job back down to the corner of shack and CrapVille. He is even thinking of pimping himself out at Hollywood and Vine if he can not get the old job back. He feels that anything would make him less of a whore than working with this administration.
To all of you: Now that I have an important job I must insist you pronounce my name correctly. My name is not bucket. It is French Cajon and it is pronounced BooooKay. I am a friend of one of your frequent commentators a one Mr Freemon Sandlewould.
The schitz of it is Mr Ed Flinn you should see how much Barry the Impairious one enjoys spreading his arms out to his sides and pretend flying around the oval office with Bobby Buckette ( its cajon you know ) on his head. That lack of seeing things when in his favorite bucket allows his imagination he really is flying. In a bucket that is. We bought him a leotard to complement the bucket as part of his pretend superhero outfit. So calling the buckette “Helmet One” is not that far off of the mark. In fact you may be investigated because all of this was supposed to be deep black.
Maybe there’s a use for that bucket that keeps getting stuck on his head.
Definitely sounds like a “Bucket Protection System” moment to me. Maybe there is some “Stimulus” money available for the proper research?
“With Barack Obama now walking into windows and doors”… isn’t it obvious?
Trying to enter a room through the window…
well I’ll just say “For some…old habits are hard to break”
America would be a much safer nation and we would have much lower health care costs if every American wore a helmet from the time they awoke…strike that…if they wore a helmet 24 hours per day, 365 days per year from the day they were born! That is unless there are plans to stick a forecept into the child’s skull and suck their brains out…then an exception is granted by the new Health Care Overlord and Grand Master! We need this new mandatory helmet law added to the stimulus bill immediately! We are in a non-helmet crisis in this country like we have never experienced since our ancestors crawled out of the primordial ooze and we must act or it will mean the end of civilization as we know it.
A helmet and a drool bucket. And a “SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING” sign. And an invisible fence collar, to keep him from wandering out into Pennsylvania Avenue.
Cut some eyeholes in the bucket.
Slipping quietly through a window must be “the Chicago way”.
Wouldn’t it just be easier to pad the inside of the bucket? I don’t thing they make helmets big enough to fit over a bucket, and a regular helmet wouldn’t accommodate his big ol’ Dumbo ears.
Its a democrat, of course it needs a helmet!
“…our ancestors crawled out of the primordial ooze…” -ussjc
And they’re still crawling out in places like Minnesota and Illinois.
Too late – the damage is already done.
Actually, “helmets” are reserved for the Ron White warning system for homeland security, for which there are two levels: “Green” (no threat) and Alert (“Put On Your Damn Helmet”). With Obama as president, I’m putting on my damn helmet! I don’t care what he wears.
Well, let’s see. Our kids are supposed to wear helmets, knee-pads and elbow pads to simply ride their bikes or a skateboard. We can’t use trans-fats, can’t smoke or season food with salt. Guns are evil, even for self-defense. The only religion allowed to be practiced in public is Muslim. The government wants to pick out your lightbulbs, heating and air conditioning system and car. If you buy groceries and want the cashier to put them in a bag you’re evil. Are mandated helmets really at all a stretch?
Wouldn’t wearing a helmet imply there is something worth protecting? I honestly can’t say I see the need.
Windows and doors? That is strange.
I could totally understand him walking into a mirror, since he cast no reflection.
Sorry the NEW PEOPLE don’t know Windows.
To all of you: Now that I have an important job I must insist you pronounce my name correctly. My name is not bucket. It is French Cajon and it is pronounced BooooKay. I am a friend of one of your frequent commentators a one Mr Freemon Sandlewould.
Yes I can confirm that Bobby Buckette ( it is pronounced Bobby BoooKaay …. as it is Cajon ) is indeed the head protecting bucket that Barry the Impairious is using. His former residence was my weed growing shack in the mountains of California. There he loyally function as my ever faithful turlet as I have no indoor plumbing. He never complained once during the entire 10 year career as turd catcher emeritus. Now is a different story. I have received several late night calls from B.B. saying Barry has something seeping out of his ears that is truly intolerable. Thus he is already hoping to get his old job back down to the corner of shack and CrapVille. He is even thinking of pimping himself out at Hollywood and Vine if he can not get the old job back. He feels that anything would make him less of a whore than working with this administration.
To all of you: Now that I have an important job I must insist you pronounce my name correctly. My name is not bucket. It is French Cajon and it is pronounced BooooKay. I am a friend of one of your frequent commentators a one Mr Freemon Sandlewould.
Paint a couple dozen flags on it and call it Helmet One.
The schitz of it is Mr Ed Flinn you should see how much Barry the Impairious one enjoys spreading his arms out to his sides and pretend flying around the oval office with Bobby Buckette ( its cajon you know ) on his head. That lack of seeing things when in his favorite bucket allows his imagination he really is flying. In a bucket that is. We bought him a leotard to complement the bucket as part of his pretend superhero outfit. So calling the buckette “Helmet One” is not that far off of the mark. In fact you may be investigated because all of this was supposed to be deep black.
after that question I wonder if Frank J wears a helmet