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  1. Ok, let’s review …

    3rd degree = accidental. “Oops! I didn’t know it was loaded!”
    2nd degree = un-premeditated. “Surprise, honey! I’m home early!”
    1st degree = premeditated. “Slow-ly I turned … Inch by inch … Step by step …”

    4th degree? = accidental wounding?
    5th degree? = accidental self-inflicted wounding?
    6th degree? = “Didn’t plan it, didn’t want it to happen, didn’t do it, didn’t know about it, wasn’t there, but my lawyer sucked so here I am!”?

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