Where Did the Government Get that Money?

As the government contemplates spending hundreds of billions of dollars, a lot of people are getting suspicious. Were exactly did the federal government get all this money? I mean, it just doesn’t seem like there is any way they obtained all that legally. Now, if someone’s expenditures is way beyond their reported income, usually that’s something the IRS would go after, but I’ve checked the records and the federal government has given every single IRS employee thousands of dollars over the past year, so there is no way they’re going after the government. So, as usual, that leaves it up to bloggers to investigate.

Now, my first guess is that the federal government is in the drug trade. A pretty big player too. Still, they could be getting every single kid on the playground high and that wouldn’t account for all the hundreds of billions, plus I haven’t got any evidence to support that. I know what you’re thinking: “You’re a blogger; what do you care about evidence?” Well, remember, we’re talking about the federal government. If I start throwing around charges I can’t back up, they’ll come after me.

I did find evidence for one idea of how they get that money: A protection racket. The federal government extorts trillions from its citizens and their businesses on the promise of keeping them safe from foreign countries. We’re talking a huge percentage of everyone’s gross going straight to the federal government to keep us safe from these supposed foreign countries who pretty much never attack us. And what if you don’t pay your protections money? The federal government sends men with guns to abduct you.

Is there anything we can do? It’s hard to say. The police are all on the take of the federal government which regularly sends out money to all local police. We just have to keep the word out.

26 Comments

  1. I think the Federal Government also cheats on it’s taxes! That’s why it’s ok by them to hire tax cheaters to head up big shot positions inside Federal Government offices. It’s because they have new and exciting ways to show the Federal Government how to avoid paying their fair share!

  2. Not only where did they get the money, Frank, but where in HELL did all the 10’s of Trillions of dollars already go?? It’s like they spontaneously burned-up around the planet – kind of like the coal I’m burning.

  3. Bush’s cronies couldn’t keep all the oil and antiquities we stole from Iraq.

    And since everybody thinks that Afghanistan doesn’t have oil, theirs was pure profit.

    Just keep it quiet, okay? I’m telling you guys, but don’t let the cat out of the bag.

  4. Obama Energy Policy:
    1 – Print more money.
    2 – Burn it.

    (Actually, a comedy skit showed Jimmy Carter doing this very thing when he was president. He has to inform Roslyn that she shouldn’t use the Susan B Anthony dollars because they won’t burn).

    I like my version though – fits on a bumper sticker.

  5. What money? You mean all the electronic ones and zeroes THEY call money? Well, they got the Zero right for The One. Looks like we’ll have plenty of Zeroes with our Ones, huh, guys? Wheelbarrows full of politically-endowed “money.”

    Ultimately, I plan on living without money – and die without it. After all, you can’t take it with you – especially all those Ones and Zeroes. You won’t be able to eat with ’em either, the way things are going.

  6. Simple- They just print more. It worked for Pre-WWII Germany didn’t it? A lot of people got put to work building tanks, planes, rifles and marching toward Moscow. Besides, hauling a wheelbarrow full of cash to buy a loaf of bread is good exercise.

  7. Present soros hussein is in a real pickle with this one. In order to print all that money to give to all of the reverend wrights and other terrorists, he is going to have to kill trees and animals. That will not sit well with peta or the tree huggers. In order to kill all those trees, they are going to have to use gas motors, thus creating twice the global warming with the missing trees and gas motors. Then they will have to burn several tons more coal to produce the steel for the wind generators for the printing presses. They will also have to kill a bunch of trees to make room for the wind generators. Then of course harry reid will have to talk more to get the turbines to spin. Then of course they will have to print twice as much money to pay for the wind generators and to keep bidens mouth shut. Then of course they will have to come up with trillions of more dollars to pay for the trillions of dollars they just printed. Then of course they will have to come up with trillions of more dollars to pay for the trillions of dollars they just printed. Then of course they will have to come up with trillions of more dollars to pay for the trillions of dollars they just printed.

  8. I hate to sound like a brown-noser, but that was brilliant! To add to your brilliance, let me add some of mine. Their extortion racket began to wear thin in the 50’s and 60’s when we built up a huge nuclear stockpile. So, the people started saying, “Why do I need to pay you to protect me when I already bought you come cool nukes and now no one ever attacks us anymore?”

    They responded with, “Damn. They’re right!”

    And then quickly added, “But, if you don’t give us your money to give to to POOR people, they’ll riot and take your stuff”

    And the Great Society was born.

  9. tbone…so when the new administration comes into office it will be discovered that the previous administration took all the gold out of Ft Knox and made it into bling for their friends and relatives and now we are really screwed because they all started selling it at cash4gold.com and gold is worth .05 per ounch?

  10. Well you know that all the money the federal government has is THEIR money as in, what yours is mine and what’s mine is mine. The fact that they stole it from us is not even in their thought process. Lewis Carroll in Alice in Wonderland had the Queen saying “All ways are my ways”. Our government changes this slightly ” All money is the governments money.” Same concept, same general royalty type attitude.

  11. Is it not obvious, all my leftist buddies I know that blamed bush for his whole term, they said that 9/11 never happened the Pentagon, bush blew it up, it was all a conspricy….all black hellocoper guys…

    well, if you take that leap.. ONE can narrow down the suspects to one of two people……

    I saw bush with a big canvasbag throwing many bags in a pick-up truck back to texas. Hmmmm

    I saw baamma or what ever his name is ( I get confused exactly which name is to be used) sneaking bif canvas bags into the white house…

    That clearly shows that some one was getting taken care of, I think GW was taking dirty laundry home for his motgher to wash

    w

  12. This is very simple. A homeless man on a bus once told me that he had a plan to take all the pennies out of circulation and use them to make copper wire. The wire would then be run to every house in America and through these wires everyone would get free electricity, which would be paid for by the pennies that had been used to make the wire. So the plan is very simple– find some coinage to take out of circulation, use it to make something to give to the American people for free, and all the free stuff will be paid for by the coinage!

  13. Frank ..Frank .. Frank….. Dont you know? what the gubmint printith… the gubmint can taketh awayeth. After all, its thier money right? They make it….. they just let us “hold” some every once in a while.

  14. Andrew Jackson drove all the Indians out of the eastern US (that ‘Trail of Tears’ business), and paid off the national debt by selling Federal land (maybe the land he drove the Indians off of?).
    I learned this on the History channel.
    But that selling Federal land thing got me wondering – how much is undeveloped Federal land worth per acre? Maybe we can base our currency on the ‘Dirt Standard’?

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