Not sure how this found its way to my inbox, but I got an e-mail suggesting that I should put some sort of retarded greenie ‘cool badge’ on my blog. This one caught my eye:
“Green. It’s the new black”
Are you f@#$ing kidding me?
As a humor-hack of the lowest order, I can certainly appreciate beating to powder the dessicated bones of a 26-year-old meme, however, I can’t help thinking they should’ve worked just a little harder to include a miniscule smidge of honesty.
I expect a lot of readers feel the same way, so to kill time on a weekend, your assignment is to fill in the blank in the following sentence:
“Green. It’s the new _______”
I’ll get you started, you keep it running in the comments:
* Socialism
* Dumbass
* “We Are The World”
* Smug
* Purse-Chihuahua
* Vietnam
* Endandered Species Act
* Multiculturalism
* iPod
* Change
Your turn…
“Red”… I dunno, is that too obvious?
Green, it’s the new Red!
Or, if you want a little thought behind it: Green! It’s not just for Causeheads anymore!
I thought you were referring to the best Star Trek line. Ever.
Data tending bar in Ten-Forward for Scotty.
Data pulls up a bottle.
Scotty asks “What’s that”
Data looks at the bottle, smells the drink and says “Well, Um Its Green”
“Pour me one”
Y2K
Personal Prison
Excuse for Power
Green is the new gold……..Al Gore
Scientology
Anorexia
Jejune.
Obnoxious?
Annoying?
Self-righteous?
BTW: That quote is from the Original series. (Episode: By Any Other Name) When Scotty is trying to get one of the intruders drunk
Data’s quote was
“It is…*sniff* It is… *pours glass, looks at it* It is green”
No uhmms, ahhs, or contractions from Data, unlike our smrtest President evah.
stone age
solidarity
Used Douche Water
Shade Of Rosie O’Donut’s Meat Flaps
sumg
soylent
polyester lesiure suit
chia pet.
christmas fruit cake.
herpes.
suicide pact.
* Green. It’s the new Gay!
* Green. It’s the new “Where’s the Beef?”.
* Green. It’s the new “hole” in the ozone layer.
* Green. It’s the new self-aggrandizing crisis.
* Green. It’s the new First Red Scare.
B.C.-
Congratulations! You just joined me in the “Wouldn’t Touch That Imagery with a Ten-Foot Pole, You Sick Son of a Bitch” club. I recently made a reference to Janet Napolitano doing a photo shoot for ‘Playboy’, and apparently caused wide-spread utter loss of appetite & a partial loss of the will to live among readers of IMAO.
And your timing couldn’t be worse; FrnakJ just did a post “meat cards”. So who’s going to think about those now without Rosie’s…junk…invading the psyche & sparking surprise vomiting spells!?
Green…it’s the new Barackolypse.
I know marvin isn’t the most original name, but darn it, I called dibs on it # 2.
Green, it’s the new trite, inane catchphrase for 30-year old disproved Socialist ideas!
B.C. barf! barf! barf! barf! and barf! again. AlanAQB Janet in Playboy barf! puke! barf! puke! and barf! some more. You guys real know how to mentally torture people.
Green. It’s the new great white HOPE.
Ummm…..Green. It’s the new great black Hope?
Green. It’s the new tired cause.
green is a bucket of sh*t
harvey, “the new purse-chihuahua” was it.
B.C. and AlanABQ: I’m female and I’m retching.
Reduce, reuse, recycle: it’s the new turn on, tune in, drop out.
Oh,so obvious. Green, it’s the new BIG LIE!
O(migodhe’s the president) tells us green is economical. Sure, with all of those government subsidies, wind turbines and solar panels almost break even.
Kool-Aid
Propaganda.
Mindless celebrity cause.
Leftist diversion.
Excuse to turn in your neighbor.
I also like purse chihuahua the best.
green the new retarted catch phrase that retarded socialist, commie, environazi, hippies will use.
Green. It’s the new Fascism
Green. It’s the new Politics of Chicago
Green. It’s the new
Post-Hyper-Partisan Politics.Green. It’s the new Global Goreming.
color of my face when i realize they really DID elect Obammy (spew)
Green, it’s the new religious cult!
Green, it’s not the color of the treasury balance.
Green, it’s the new pond scum.
Green, it’s the usual color for wealth envy!
disco
“Where’s the Beef?”
Milli Vanilli
“Who Let the Dogs Out?”
wave (in a sports stadium)
Sexting
Green….its a new “lifestyle”.
Green is the skid mark on Mother Natures drawers. Green is the blood in the leftist class wars.
It’s the new bulls***!
It’s the new way of secretly developing a super virus to kill us all and “save” the planet!
It’s the new army of Sauron!
#3 – Marvin.
That line came from the original Star Trek episode ‘By any other name”. Scotty to one of the aliens he is trying to get drunk.
Here is the sound link – http://www.trekkieguy.com/2/51/green.wav
The link to that particular episode – http://www.trekkieguy.com/51.shtml
And the main site – http://www.trekkieguy.com/
Those are so good.
Nothing to add.
Must.
Resist.
Commenting.
ARRGGGGHHHH…
Green… It’s the new wrapper on old fascism.
can’t stop myself.
Green. It’s the new asshatery.
Green. It’s the new pseudo-religion.
Green. It’s the new leftard mantra.
Green. It’s the new Borg collective.
Green. It’s the new pet rock.
This is fun! I could go on for hours coming up with new ones!!! =)
Green it’s the “new” same old tired ideas that don’t work now, won’t work in the future and that have never worked anywhere, anytime, for anybody.
Green. It’s the new social bile.
Green. It’s the new conservative barf.
Green. It’s the new brain color of liberals.
Green, it’s the new ineffective guilt trip.
Green, it’s better than freedom, honest!
Green, because if there is one group of people who’ve proven themselves to have the honesty and pure competance necessary to truly and perfectly understand Earth’s climate, it’s the government.
Green. We wouldn’t have to do this if you idiots had just shut up and let us build our new socialist utopia like we tried to in the thirtiess, but no you whiners had to listen to George Orwell and predict where we were going.
Green, it’s the new way of feeling superior to you since we can longer rationally claim the moral high ground as that conflicts with our coal of sabotaging them.
Green, it’s the new inquisition.
Green. It’s the new Viagra.
Unfortunately, we’re all on the receiving end now.
DDT
Emperor´s clothes.
highest form of patriotism.
toilet paper.
Green. It’s the new color of my lawn.
Green. It’s the new blue and yellow!
Green. It’s the new color of liberal’s eyes–’cause they’re now seeing how right we were before the election!
Green. It’s the new color of welfare checks.
Green. It’s the new Windex color.
anti-patriotism
waste of time
is the new color of the yellow belly wussy liberals
Green. It’s the new IMAO! It’s grrreeen.
Oh, god, Oh no. Nooooooo!
(Now you’ve done it, Jimmy. That Ed guy (actually Harvey) is gonna appear with fangs hanging out.)
poo on a stick
Green. It’s the new popped collar.
Green. It’s the new mullet.
Green. It’s the new guys-wearing-pink-shirts.
Green. It’s the new inside-out baseball hats.
Green…. its the ‘new’ thing to say so that I can appear to care without actually having to care. Or do anything. Or give money to anyone.
It’s the new African orphan.
Green. It’s the new color(replacing National Socialist brown and Marxist-Leninist red) of the scum who realize that their own lives suck, and rather than try to improve themselves, they would rather make decisions for you, without your consent, and against your will, in every matter possible.
It’s also the new yellow, as in Stalin’s “omelet” made with the broken “eggs” of millions of lives sacrificed for a system that didn’t work.
Many good definitions here but I think number one nailed it best.
Green: its the new rainbow sticker.
Green, it’s the new currency.
Green, it’s the new “it” color.
Green, it’s the new fad.
Green, it’s the new Kermit…and it ain’t easy being!
green is the color that an evrionaziliberal turns when when you choke them.
Green is the new Lobotomy.
Green–its the new New Coke
green is the 20th terrorist
poo poo
1) Green, the new Verde. 2)Green, the Left’s Little Darlin’. 3)Green, the new repackaging of an old hackneyed fallacy. 4)Green, the new word that no longer means what it used to, once the Lefties got hold of it. 5)Green, the new Eyed Jealousy. 6)Green, the new With Envy 7) Green, the new Gang(rene)
Green. It’s the new Kristallnacht.
fallacy.
political robbery.
excuse to raise taxes.
reason America sucks.
excuse for Al Bore to still matter.
“Big Lie”
What was the old black?
green is the new grim reaper.
Green, its the Emperor new clothes.
DEAL