Well, It’s, Um… It’s Green

Not sure how this found its way to my inbox, but I got an e-mail suggesting that I should put some sort of retarded greenie ‘cool badge’ on my blog. This one caught my eye:

“Green. It’s the new black”

Are you f@#$ing kidding me?

As a humor-hack of the lowest order, I can certainly appreciate beating to powder the dessicated bones of a 26-year-old meme, however, I can’t help thinking they should’ve worked just a little harder to include a miniscule smidge of honesty.

I expect a lot of readers feel the same way, so to kill time on a weekend, your assignment is to fill in the blank in the following sentence:

“Green. It’s the new _______”

I’ll get you started, you keep it running in the comments:

* Socialism

* Dumbass

* “We Are The World

* Smug

* Purse-Chihuahua

* Vietnam

* Fingerstache

* Endandered Species Act

* Multiculturalism

* iPod

* Change

Your turn…

72 Comments

  1. I thought you were referring to the best Star Trek line. Ever.

    Data tending bar in Ten-Forward for Scotty.
    Data pulls up a bottle.
    Scotty asks “What’s that”
    Data looks at the bottle, smells the drink and says “Well, Um Its Green”
    “Pour me one”

  2. Obnoxious?
    Annoying?
    Self-righteous?

    BTW: That quote is from the Original series. (Episode: By Any Other Name) When Scotty is trying to get one of the intruders drunk
    Data’s quote was
    “It is…*sniff* It is… *pours glass, looks at it* It is green”
    No uhmms, ahhs, or contractions from Data, unlike our smrtest President evah.

  3. B.C.-

    Congratulations! You just joined me in the “Wouldn’t Touch That Imagery with a Ten-Foot Pole, You Sick Son of a Bitch” club. I recently made a reference to Janet Napolitano doing a photo shoot for ‘Playboy’, and apparently caused wide-spread utter loss of appetite & a partial loss of the will to live among readers of IMAO.

    And your timing couldn’t be worse; FrnakJ just did a post “meat cards”. So who’s going to think about those now without Rosie’s…junk…invading the psyche & sparking surprise vomiting spells!?

  4. Oh,so obvious. Green, it’s the new BIG LIE!
    O(migodhe’s the president) tells us green is economical. Sure, with all of those government subsidies, wind turbines and solar panels almost break even.

  5. Green. It’s the new asshatery.
    Green. It’s the new pseudo-religion.
    Green. It’s the new leftard mantra.
    Green. It’s the new Borg collective.
    Green. It’s the new pet rock.

    This is fun! I could go on for hours coming up with new ones!!! =)

  6. Green, it’s the new ineffective guilt trip.

    Green, it’s better than freedom, honest!

    Green, because if there is one group of people who’ve proven themselves to have the honesty and pure competance necessary to truly and perfectly understand Earth’s climate, it’s the government.

    Green. We wouldn’t have to do this if you idiots had just shut up and let us build our new socialist utopia like we tried to in the thirtiess, but no you whiners had to listen to George Orwell and predict where we were going.

    Green, it’s the new way of feeling superior to you since we can longer rationally claim the moral high ground as that conflicts with our coal of sabotaging them.

    Green, it’s the new inquisition.

  7. Green. It’s the new color of my lawn.

    Green. It’s the new blue and yellow!

    Green. It’s the new color of liberal’s eyes–’cause they’re now seeing how right we were before the election!

    Green. It’s the new color of welfare checks.

    Green. It’s the new Windex color.

  8. Green. It’s the new color(replacing National Socialist brown and Marxist-Leninist red) of the scum who realize that their own lives suck, and rather than try to improve themselves, they would rather make decisions for you, without your consent, and against your will, in every matter possible.

    It’s also the new yellow, as in Stalin’s “omelet” made with the broken “eggs” of millions of lives sacrificed for a system that didn’t work.

  9. 1) Green, the new Verde. 2)Green, the Left’s Little Darlin’. 3)Green, the new repackaging of an old hackneyed fallacy. 4)Green, the new word that no longer means what it used to, once the Lefties got hold of it. 5)Green, the new Eyed Jealousy. 6)Green, the new With Envy 7) Green, the new Gang(rene)

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