Not sure how this found its way to my inbox, but I got an e-mail suggesting that I should put some sort of retarded greenie ‘cool badge’ on my blog. This one caught my eye:

“Green. It’s the new black”
Are you f@#$ing kidding me?
As a humor-hack of the lowest order, I can certainly appreciate beating to powder the dessicated bones of a 26-year-old meme, however, I can’t help thinking they should’ve worked just a little harder to include a miniscule smidge of honesty.
I expect a lot of readers feel the same way, so to kill time on a weekend, your assignment is to fill in the blank in the following sentence:
“Green. It’s the new _______”
I’ll get you started, you keep it running in the comments:
* Socialism
* Dumbass
* “We Are The World”
* Smug
* Purse-Chihuahua
* Vietnam
* Fingerstache
* Endandered Species Act
* Multiculturalism
* iPod
* Change
Your turn…
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