Weekend Watching

More Zo to pump you up. He does not like RINOs.

Here’s a Crowder video I found in which he does a number of impressions with the help of his brother:

And here’s a later video where he explains how to do those impressions. It’s some good tips. I was cracking up SarahK with my impressions using this advice:

Well, It’s, Um… It’s Green

Not sure how this found its way to my inbox, but I got an e-mail suggesting that I should put some sort of retarded greenie ‘cool badge’ on my blog. This one caught my eye:

“Green. It’s the new black”

Are you f@#$ing kidding me?

As a humor-hack of the lowest order, I can certainly appreciate beating to powder the dessicated bones of a 26-year-old meme, however, I can’t help thinking they should’ve worked just a little harder to include a miniscule smidge of honesty.

I expect a lot of readers feel the same way, so to kill time on a weekend, your assignment is to fill in the blank in the following sentence:

“Green. It’s the new _______”

I’ll get you started, you keep it running in the comments:

* Socialism

* Dumbass

* “We Are The World

* Smug

* Purse-Chihuahua

* Vietnam

* Fingerstache

* Endandered Species Act

* Multiculturalism

* iPod

* Change

Your turn…