O’Reilly Smears Hot Air

I agree with Ed; if you can’t tell a blog post from a comment, you have no place talking about opinions on the internet.

Michelle Malkin reportedly is pissed. Hopefully they’ll correct this. If you attack one blog, you attack us all… unless it’s like Sullivan or Charles Johnson. And obviously pretty much everyone on the left doesn’t count either, but you know what I mean.

The Proper Response to the Sotomayor Nomination

Probably no one way the Republicans can stop the Sotomayor nomination and no one way they’d get anyone less liberal or who actually cares what the Constitution. Common wisdom is that the Republicans should put up a big fight anyway to just sort of stake out their territory and drain Obama’s capital, but maybe it’s time to try something different. The Republicans are so far behind right now they might as well try something crazy, so here’s me idea: Let’s be super enthused.

Man, it will freak out all the Democrats if the Republicans are suddenly giddy at the thought of Sotomayor becoming a Supreme Court Justice. They’ll know something is up and dedicate their little Democrat brains to trying to figure it out. And when the hearings start, we can all be like, “It’s just so thrilling to think we could have a Latina on the Supreme Court. We can’t believe it! I don’t know why the Democrats want these hearing; I just want to vote for her right now!” And we can ask all inane questions at the hearings like, “What’s your favorite color?” and “What font do you prefer for your decisions?” and “How awesome is it that you’re Latina?”

What will this achieve? I don’t know. But it’s unpredictable, and that’s what the Republicans needs right now. The way so many Democrats act like cornered rats they just know that this brief bit of power isn’t going to last, so let’s keep ’em paranoid.

Nukes Aren’t Cool

One way to deal with North Korea is to convince them that nuclear are completely out of style now. We just say to North Korea, “Wow, nukes; you guys did not get the memo. Everything is satellite based death rays, now. Instead of a nuke, you might as well be brandishing a sharpened rock tied to a stick. Nukes are so camp right now, they’re more of a gay status symbol… not there is anything wrong with that… other than the gayness. So do you and Iran have a thing going? …I guess that’s not my business. Anyway, did you that the word you use for missile is slang for ‘penis’? Every time you do a missile test, you’re just embarrassing your whole country.”

Just a thought. Other idea is to use advanced stem cell research to see if scientists can grow Obama some testicles so he might do something forcefull about this, but the mockery sounds easier.

Random Thoughts

I’m all for going at Sotomayor with both barrels as long as we recognize it won’t directly accomplish anything.

Clarence Thomas is a race-traitor since he doesn’t imitate the politics of a rich, white liberal.

Is nominating a Supreme Court Justice a bit like appointing one ninth of a dictator?

With a finite supply of gay marriages in California, I wonder if people who don’t want them anymore can sell them on eBay?

With all this talk of Sotomayor and Prop 8, no one’s congratulating North Korea on their successful nuclear test.

They call a full time job a “9 to 5”, but have you ever known anyone who actually works 9am to 5pm? Who gets paid lunches?

To attack Sotomayor’s legal reasoning is to miss the point of why she was appointed; we need to question whether she is really Hispanic.

If 80% of your decisions are overturned by the Supreme Court, the best way to fix that is to become a Supreme Court Justice.

So is our only hope now to get Iran and North Korea to nuke each other?

Gays marrying could upset the natural balance of things. Gravity might reverse and the earth’s mass would fire us into space. I’m serious, people. Scientists still don’t know how gravity works. It may only function because we don’t allow gay marriage.

If conservatives want to steal the thunder of the Sotomayor nomination, Justice Roberts could reveal that he’s secretly Hispanic.

How do identity politics work? Do I have to be Hispanic to take pride in the Sotomayor nomination, or can I just have a really good tan?

If Obama gets us all killed, I leave my stereo to the highly evolved bird creatures that will dig it up millions of years from now.

It’s 3 A.M. and the Phone Is Ringing

North Korea, following up on it’s nuke and missile tests, is talking war with South Korea.

Godspeed, President Obama.