One way to deal with North Korea is to convince them that nuclear are completely out of style now. We just say to North Korea, “Wow, nukes; you guys did not get the memo. Everything is satellite based death rays, now. Instead of a nuke, you might as well be brandishing a sharpened rock tied to a stick. Nukes are so camp right now, they’re more of a gay status symbol… not there is anything wrong with that… other than the gayness. So do you and Iran have a thing going? …I guess that’s not my business. Anyway, did you that the word you use for missile is slang for ‘penis’? Every time you do a missile test, you’re just embarrassing your whole country.”
Just a thought. Other idea is to use advanced stem cell research to see if scientists can grow Obama some testicles so he might do something forcefull about this, but the mockery sounds easier.
Not to mention that the penile missiles are also called dongs…
Yeah, they’re so uncool that we shouldn’t even talk about ’em.
I heard Michael Jackson has nukes now.
Maybe Kim Bong Dill is a big Michael Jackson fan? And I’m not even going to pretend there’s nothing wrong with that, because … dude.
Reminds me of that dude “Long Duk Dong” in “Sixteen Candles”.
Frank,
Don’t they need the presence of some male DNA to make the stem cells grow into Testicles? If so, they’ll have to grow them on Michelle, because it’s become quite clear that hObama is a little, whiny girl.
Someone should really tell Ole Kim that that hair, those shoes and those Nukes just scream Gay. That and his constant prideful bragging of having somany Dongs on hand he doesn’t know what to do with them all.
NKO’s Kim Il and Iran’s Ajad? Eww…… Ajad is always posing with fruity flowers at his podiums, and Kim Il has the fake Elvisie poofie hair. I think Frank is right.
Kim Il and Ajad sitting in a tree…………
Forgive my lack of funny, but HotAir is running a headline link to this article on Forbes by Gordon G. Chang:
We Have A Chinese Problem, Not A North Korean One
All we have to do is inform them that if they continue building nuclear facilities Bruce Springsteen, the Doobie Brothers, and several other liberals will begin doing a series of concerts in their country condemning “Nukes”. That’ll stop ’em.
This whole thing makes me so sick. We’re being mocked by a fat midget who talks funny. He’s mocking us!
I miss Reagan.
Guys? Ever look at Li’l Kim? The guy has ZERO sense of coolness, hipness, or style.* His idea of cool is brutalist concrete-slab architecture and Mao jackets – he is still stuck in the Eisenhower era. Nukes were the ultracool thing to have back then. As long as he acts, dresses and thinks like it’s still 1959, he’s going to want his nukes.
So, we should show him what we’ve accomplished in the last 50+ years. While he’s popping off Hiroshima-sized firecrackers under some oversized anthill, we need to demonstrate the capabilites of a fully
operational battle stationarmed Trident submarine. I bet Bart, oops, I mean Marko is with me on this one.__________
*Coming from such an uncool nerdwad such as myself, the above statement is a doubleplusbad burn on Li’l Kim-chee.
I thought for sure no one would ever figure out what the “Mancuso” meant. Dang.
you can’t hug your children with nuclear arms
Maybe Frank J. can introduce Kim Jong-Il to the ‘manly’ 140 charactor limit messaging service. Kim wouldn’t know it’s gay, then, when he Tweets on Twitter, the U.S. could point out to the world how gay Li’l Kim is. He’d have to resign in disgrace, or be deposed by a more manly midget military dictator.
The stem cell thing wouldn’t work.
With the amount of anti-testosterone produced by Obama’s leftism,
implanted testicles would probably experience something beyond rejection,
even projectile rejection.
Since Michelle has Barack’s gonads in cryogenic deep freeze , that should prove that Barack O-bah-muhh isn’t a Lizard Person, ‘cuz Lizard People can regenerate lost appendages. Apparently Barack believes if he is a good boy, Michelle will let him have them back. NOW THAT’S HOPE AND CHANGE.
Maybe Lightworker can have a summit with Lil’ Kim to discuss the Nork’s bitchin free health care system. I mean who could resist Lightworker’s charms when he is talking about taking stuff from some folks to give it to others?
Surely, this outward bad behavior will be seen by Lightworker for what it is. A cry for help that only a community organizer can answer.
That post needs to be sent to Kim Dum Fuck. It’s brilliant–brilliant.
nukes are about as cool as Obama voters.
Every diplomatic contact and agreement with NK for twenty years has been a loss. SK gives them something, or Japan gives them something, or the US gives them lots of things. And they give up trinkets, or more often nothing.
As I recall they repatriated a few people they had kidnapped from Japan forty years ago (who knows what that was about?) And they permitted a few South Koreans to visit their relatives in under controlled conditions. I think that was all they ever gave away in return for being given thousands of tons of oil and food.
China knows them, despises them, and is keeping out of their spats. Good policy. Our best course, actually the one practical course, is to wait and see what their mad leaders do next. Meanwhile prevent our idiots – aka world wide as The US State Department – from giving them anything.
For decades NK has been rewarded for every temper tantrum. And they have been rewarded for every smile. And nothing happens when they lie. No wonder they are insane, they think any behavior will bring rewards.
THERE WAS THIS LITTLE SHILL NAMED KIM JONG IL,
HE HAD THE NICKNAME “LITTLE DONG NIL”
WHEN HIS FRIENDS FOUND OUT IT GAVE THEM THE SNICKERS,
THEY KNEW FULL WELL, IT PUT A TWIST IN HIS KNICKERS,
IT GAVE HIM A CHILL,THAT HE COULDN’T DRILL, WITH HIS TINY LITTLE DILL.
I don’t think we’ll be convincing anyone that nukes aren’t cool, Frank. I mean, when you buy a six-pack of nukes at the convenience store, you get mirror shades, a Ferrari, and two hot blonds thrown in for free.
Talk about cool.
Kim Jong Il….I’m so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There’s no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work rearry hard and make up great prans / but, nobody ristens, no one understands / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I’m ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There’s no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It’s kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it’s fiwring my body with rage / I’m the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, nobody erse seems to rearrize it / When I can say the worrd maybe they’rr notice me / And untiwr then, I’wr be ronery / Yeaaaaah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me.
Samuel L. Jackson….Motha Fucka!