There has been a lot of talk about global warming and climate change, but there are a lot of misconceptions as many people don’t understand the science involved.

First off, global warming is not caused by the sun. Heat can’t travel through a vacuum — that’s why thermoses are surrounded with a vacuum (in fact, an archeological dig in Egypt turned up a 3,000 year old thermos and the coffee inside was still hot). Instead, earth is warmed by the hot magma inside it. This of course leads to the question, “What happens if we anger the earth?” Well, it tries to cook us all to death through global warming. Thus we all need to work together to keep from angering the earth.

Next time you’re outside, hug the earth. Tell it you appreciate how it keeps you from floating off into space with its gravity. And try to refrain from jumping — it doesn’t like that. If we all work together, we can make the earth happy and save the climate.

Allahpundit has been running Hot Air himself this week and is constantly worried about traffic. Since he’s one of my favorite bloggers, I decided to give him suggestions on headlines that would bring in lots of traffic based on what usually gets tons of comments on Hot Air. Here’s what I came up with (and other people had suggestions too):

“Scientists have determined that Ida the monkey-lemur fossil believed we deserved 9/11.”

“Sarah Palin announces she is an atheist and a creationist.”

“Police officer on suspension for inexcessive taser use on Code Pink protester.”

“Christian Coalition strongly condemns the use of humping robots for celebratory purposes.”

“Allahpundit finally revealed in video of him being excessively tasered by police.”

“Scientists prove existence of God; conservatives become atheists out of distrust of science.”

“Scientists say they got evolution backwards; monkeys evolved from us and should be made our masters.”

“Video of lemur fossil being tasered by police proves evolution and that Palin is sinking the GOP.”

“Andrew Sullivan insinuates that Obama is Trig’s real father.”

“Lady Gaga admits she planned 9/11.”

“New rule: All articles submitted to scientific journals must start with ‘Take that, Christians!'”

“Obama spotted praying when he thought no one was looking; supporters feel betrayed.”

“Anonymous blogger Allahpundit revealed to be Sarah Palin.”

“Allahpundit: I’ve thought long and hard about and have decided to become a snake handling Christian.”