Since they are my favorite humorists, I should mention that the guys from RiffTrax (formerly the guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000) are going to be doing an internet show Friday at 9:00PM where they will riff on a cheesy movie live. There will first riff a short (which will be free to view) and follow the whole thing with a Q&A. If you liked MST3K, then definitely check it out. If you’ve never seen MST3K, here’s your chance to see why it is revered by smart funny people like me. If you saw MST3K and didn’t care for it, well, I guess that humor is not for everyone — though I’m not sure what pedophiles and other degenerates laugh at, nor do I care to know.
Archive of entries posted on 11th May 2009
Oh, Hell… SOMEONE’S Got to Start the Rumor… (UPDATED 5-12-09 10:00PM)
Here’s the official photo released from the Air Force One photo-op/joyride (as cleaned up by the LA Times):
In the comments to the above-linked post at American Digest, commenter jaed said:
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Is there anything in this picture to indicate it was taken a couple of weeks ago, rather than a year or two ago?
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Ha Ha Ha Ha… wait…
I know Wisconsin is no New York, but around here, the trees are still flowering, and what ain’t flowering is still bare. Green & leafy forest, we don’t got.
New York also looks pretty barren in this on-the-ground image taken by a panicky citizen on 4-27:
But the official picture looks pretty lush…
So, I’m going Truther on Obama’s ass & saying yonder official photo wasn’t taken on April 27th, 2009.
Go ahead, debunk me.
I’m waiting.
UPDATE (5-12-09, 8:30AM): Curse you, Scott in OC, for feeding my paranoia by showing me this shot of Liberty Island taken 15 days prior:
Yes, it says 12-4-2009, but many parts of the world outside America put the date before the month, most cameras have both settings as an option, and current time travel technology only allows travel forward through time, not backwards.
Also, the guy’s Flickr page says (lower right) that the shot was taken April 12th. And you can bet your ass I got a screenshot in case the page gets “mysteriously disappeared”.
UPDATE 2 (5-12-09, 9:00AM): Ok, let’s crank it up a notch. In the above picture, notice the healthy crowds with the brightly colored jackets. Now look at the official Air Force One photo. There should be crowds standing directly in front of the Statue, and they should be visible as dots. There aren’t and they aren’t.
Liberty Island opens at 9am. The flyover began around 10am.
Off-topic – now I know what it’s like to be inside a Truther’s skull. It’s itchy and I’m tasting metal.
Somebody PLEASE debunk me already!
UPDATE 3 (5-12-09, 9:15AM): After searching Flickr with “liberty island April 2009“, it’s pretty obvious that those trees were nigh barren three days before the Air Force One photo op (that one pic with all the leaves is a souvenir postcard).
UPDATE 4 (5-12-09 11:00AM): For the guy who said “two weeks in spring makes a pretty big difference in the springtime“, here’s a typical April 24th from the above link:
UPDATE 5 (5-12-09 12:00PM): Seriously, where are all the damn people in the White House’s pic?
Here’s December 2008:
Lady Liberty faces southeast, so she gets the light in her eyes every morning, so morning it is. Judging by the angle of the shadow on the right, I’d say about 10am.
Lots of tourists there, on that cold, December morning.
Unfortunately, the White House pic was taken on a cloudy day, so there are no helpful shadows. But neither are there people.
UPDATE 6 (5-12-09 10:00PM): YAY! I AM DEBUNKED!
Thanks, Nathan. I feel sane again.
Close examination of a better quality photo shows both people on the ground and numerous semi-bare trees.
But…
Now the question becomes, why – on a plane where “with the exception of one combat photographer, a standard crew complement performed the mission. . . . There were no non-duty personnel or passengers on board.” – were 3 of the shades pulled down on the plane’s starboard side?
kidnee failyur
Why Liberals Mad?
A lot of people are wondering why liberals are still so crazy angry. They have their inexperienced president dismantling America both domestically and abroad, so shouldn’t they be unhappy instead of still all unhinged and deranged? I think they realize, though, that them getting power is a freak accident and is just going to lead everyone to really really hating them and trying to throw them into the sea where they will be Aquaman’s problem. How long can they possibly hold power before they screw up so royally that they are chased out of society?
Success is what will end them, and probably some realization in the back of their brains of that fact is what made them so crazy angry to begin with.
IMAO Is the Best
A lot of people say to me, “Frank, your blog is the best.”
To which I say, “Yes, it is the best. Of the other blogs out there, it is better.”
But why is it the best? Here are some of the reasons I could think of:
WHY IMAO IS THE BEST BLOG
* It doesn’t update all the time so you have to spend all day here.
* Not too many readers so that the comment sections don’t gets too crowded.
* Lot’s of ads to help you figure out what to buy.
* Tackles tough issues that other blogs are too scared to, like arming dinosaurs.
* Approved by the FDA as a treatment for both depression and constipation.
* 70% of all sentences on the blog are grammatical.
* It has a pleasant smell.
Why do you think IMAO is the best blog?
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Random Thoughts
I was right. If you magnify the Scare Force One photo, you can see Obama in the cockpit, coked out of his mind.
So are evil regimes getting nuclear weapons no longer a big deal until they actually nuke someone?
Writing a novel is hard. All the major publishers like coherency.
Even if the president is an ineffectual little wuss, at least he has all of the press and Hollywood to protect him from criticism.
Conservatives should just give up and realize we’re doomed. Planet of the Apes is one of the rosier scenarios awaiting us.
Liberals are funnier than conservatives. Monkeys are also funnier.
Liberals are funnier than conservatives; if they earnestly explain their views to to you, who are you more likely to laugh at?
Liberals are funnier than conservatives… funnier looking! Ha!
If liberals control the White House and Congress now, why do they still act like cornered rats?
What sounds more like it would be the name of a 20th hijacker: Limbaugh or Obama?