Anyone else freaked out by the thought of there once being half-monkey/half-lemurs? I’m glad they’re dead.

By the way, I’ve gotten tired of atheist who think any evidence of evolution helps disprove God, so I’ve decide to declare by fiat that evolution is property of Christianity and proof of God. Thus any evolution evidence helps disprove atheism. Evolution is way too complicated for Athor, god of atheism, to figure out, but its child’s play for my god, God. So every time some half-monkey/half-lemur thingee is found that is further disproof of atheism. So, if you’re an atheist, you have to give up believing in evolution or become a Christian.

Announcement over!

I don’t like moderates. I’d wish they’d all get hit by buses and end up in comas until election day when they can vote for us and get hit by a bus again. That probably won’t happen, so I’ll just say don’t listen to their message about moderating what we stand for. The big advantage conservatives have over liberals is that we don’t have to hide from our message.

Liberals can never say exactly what they want because it’s scary. That’s why they don’t work on talk radio. If they say what they’re goals are unfiltered, it even scares themselves. Look at college campuses; if liberals were unrestrained, is there any doubt their final goal would be socialism and fascism? They inch into any control they can have about our finances and behavior and clamp down on it like wolverines never letting go, but they never talk about their ultimate goals except in the vaguest terms (“Change and happiness!”) because they’re well aware of how much it would freak people out. They want socialism and government control, but they just don’t want to state it that way.

Conservative ideals can be stated frankly, though, and not send people running. It can be a little scary – freedom and responsibility is scary – but it’s an argument people will accept. So while liberals dance around what they want, we need to state frankly what our goals are. Lay out a real vision for the future to inspire people.

OUR VISION

* Government should be as small as possible and we need to take control of our own lives and finances.

* Any country that messes with us should be brutalized to the point we get world wide condemnation.

* Anyone against this is a sissy and should be punched in the nads.

Spread the word!

So Obama’s new plan to reduce greenhouse emissions is to force automakers to mandate higher mileage, thus making cars smaller, less safe, and more expensive (estimates are $1300 more).

This is a good plan.

First off, it reduces the number of poor people on the road by making cars more expensive. As a Republican, I applaud anything that harms the poor, and I especially don’t want them on our nations roads. And the less people who can afford to drive, then the less greenhouse emissions.

Second, it will cause more people to die. More deaths also equals less people on the road and thus less greenhouse emissions.

So, while some of us may oppose Obama’s plan, we have to admit that it will reduce greenhouse emissions. This should go well with his plan to reduce greenhouse emissions by bankrupting the country so factories shut down.