Apparently Pelosi’s lies were so bad that a Speaker of the House in a completely different country is resigning.
I’ve always said the biggest problem with automobiles today is that too many poor people own them.
There is never going to be respect for the Muslim world when they’re the children we can’t upset and we’re the adults expected to know better. Why can’t Muslims in the Middle East ever be like, “Don’t worry, that’s just those silly Christians. They don’t know any better.”?
I don’t get angry for how Pelosi feeds on souls – she needs them to live – but does she have to cackle so loudly while doing it?
Either creationists or evolutionist have spent a lot time promoting utter nonsense, but could either side ever man up and admit that?
People understand that I’m awesome, but it frustrates me to no end that people don’t quite comprehend just how awesome I am.
For the record, I think evolution is probably true and that most people who believe in it are idiots.
Members of the Brady Campaign probably are too dumb to handle guns… or anything with sharp edges.
Sometimes I worry if I’m smart enough to comprehend just how much of a genius I am. These worries are unfounded.
Marvin Gaye is so Gaye.

If you were a real genius, you would have posted an open thread for 24.
Members of the Brady Campaign probably are too dumb to handle guns… or anything with sharp edges.
that’s why they are libtards and need to wear those special kid crash helemets.
I used to worry that I was too great a genius for common people to accept, but I learned to accept their envy and fawning with a quiet grace.
Sometimes, for fun, I calculate how smart Frank would be if he knew how great a genius he is.
Sometime I pretend not just to be acting as if I’m a bad a poker player, but pretend to be acting as if I’m a bad poker player trying to pretend to be a good poker player. It helps that poker is a game of chance, so I’m usually not spotted right away. As far as I can tell.
What effect does gnawing through the leather straps every morning have on Pelosi’s dentures?
I am fully ready to man up and admit that evolutionists have spent a looooong time promoting utter nonsense.
(Either creationists or evolutionist have spent a lot time promoting utter nonsense, but could either side ever man up and admit that?)
Science has yet to discover that there are really two types of people. The dumb ones who really are evolved from monkeys and the smart ones who are created in the image of God. The smart ones already know this and the dumb ones will never get it…being the dumb ones that they are…
(Marvin Gaye is so Gaye.)
When they where looking for a word to describe homosexualness, they stopped at Marvin Gaye and lopped off the e and said “now that’s what I’m fricking talking about right there!”
All Other bloggers in the Blogamodium think Frank J is is like a Super Hero Genius!
Random Thought: The Pelosi Cannon……. it’s better than Pelosi’s Gulf Stream because it’s cheap, it’s enviromentally friendly, and it’s fun to use.
I just realize that the older I get, the more I don’t know. Of course, what I do know is increasing also and part of that is knowing what I don’t know, which is convenient. Having what I don’t know at my fingertips is easier than what I do know, unless it’s part of what I don’t know, which is confusing. I know that eventually, I won’t know anything – which is a lot – and could easily be the smartest man in the world. At that point, however, I probably won’t know it.
“Members of the Brady Campaign probably are too dumb to handle guns… or anything with sharp edges.”
Members of the Brady Campaign are too dumb to realize that at the point Brady was shot there were already laws on the books making it illegal to try to shoot the president of the United States…but, the guy doing the shooting didn’t seem to care. Do they really think he would have cared if he was breaking an additional firearms law?
Poor people don’t ‘own’ cars, they lease them, then wrap up the financing in their ‘No Doc.’ Interest Only 3rd Mortgage from Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac.
New TV Show from the people who thunk up ‘Queer Eye For The Straight Guy’ :’Ghey’s Anatomy’, a show about an intern’s time at the Proctology Clinic in West Hollywood.
I agree with ussjimmy. Hippies and stupid people must have devolved from monkeys. God created me in all my right-wingin’ glory.
The science we know today says evolution is impossible. Evolution is all story telling and almost no science. That means its a religion based on blind faith.
[It’s actually an observed fact in a lab in regards to things that reproduce quickly. You’re not going to get anywhere just matter of factly dismissing things people have put so much hard work into. -Ed.]
[It’s actually an observed fact in a lab in regards to things that reproduce quickly. You’re not going to get anywhere just matter of factly dismissing things people have put so much hard work into. -Ed.]
That’s still micro-evolution. The evidence of Macro-Evolution are still quite suspect. Given that DNA is the building material for all organic things, commonality of genetic makeup is no longer evidence enough. Especially as the Human Genome Project and a few unintended consequences of Genetically Engineered Agricultural products have proven that single Genes can be amazingly multi-purpose.
I believe God created the Heavens and the Earth, and all within, but I believe there may have been evolution which he guided. Until Macro-Evolution can be conclusively proven, I’m still leaning to the Creationist side of the line by a degree or two. Though, I’ll never, even if Macro-Evolution is proven, count God out of the process.
[Isn’t saying you believe Micro but not Macro (not a scientific term) evolution like saying you believe in seconds but now hours? If you allow for tiny changes, aren’t large changes inevitable when millions of those tiny changes collect over huge periods of time? It’s not a rhetorical question; I really don’t understand what some people consider to be the difference between what they call Micro and Macro other than that Macro is just a collection of lots of Micro. -Ed.]
Ed,
I guess my definition, as I see it, of Micro versus Macro is the difference between the inevitable changes promoted by natural selection and the unwavering adaptability or organisms versus the common ancestor theory. I could have explained myself better.
I do, however, believe in seconds, minutes, hours and even days. Progressive I know, but I’m a rebel that way. I’m still not convinced about these “Years” I keep hearing about.
I know scientists have been mutating fruitflys and other short-life-cycled creatures for years.
Albino fruitflys, wingless fruitflys, spotted fruitflys, maybe fruitflys with 5 asses.
But tweaking the variables within a species and creating a new species from an existing species?
Like, turning a fruitfly into a spider, a tadpole into a pollywog, or even a lemur into a monkey?
I don’t think it’s possible.
If a good bowler throws a bowling ball down the lane at a rack of pins, he can hook the ball to the right or left only so far and then it goes into the gutter.
The genes within a species can only mutate so far before the mutant becomes unviable and dies.
Or at least becomes so goofy looking that it can’t get any dates.
Only the balls that actually hit the pins count.
Only the mutants that stay within a narrow range of variables within the species can survive.
Nature may throw a lot of gutter balls, but it took a long, careful plan of breeding for desired characteristics to turn a timberwolf into a miniature dachshund, and then we were dealing with variables within what was basically still the same species.
Of course, if you leave a timberwolf and a dachshund alone in the backyard togeather, the dachshund will quickly turn back into a timberwolf, or at least timberwolf poop – which is as much as natural selection (survival of the fitest) can manage on its own.
Timberwolfs are cool, but I prefer dachshunds.
What were we talking about?