I’ve decide hating Obama is too hard. All the media says Obama is super awesome so it just seems like I’m missing something. Maybe we should all try liking Obama for a change.
Well, I’m going to start. From now on, I’m going to like Obama and think how great he is.
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AHH! MY BRAIN IS LEAKING OUT MY EARS! DON’T DO IT!
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Huh. I’ve always been told we were almost as funny as Scrappleface. I guess we’re moving up the food chain.
Still, in a battle between our respective supercool blog logos, an atomic weapons explosion on a natural planetary satellite beats the ol’ skull/sabers/playing card combo the way Batman beats Aquaman.
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Man, liberals are getting so crazy angry over Dick Cheney being out front and center on defending the administration’s interrogation practices. They claim no one will listen to him because he’s so unpopular, but in fact they believe everyone will listen to him because they’re so scared of him and his Dick Cheney Assassination Squad.
Anyway, liberals need to calm down. They have a lot of myths about Dick Cheney, but here are the facts:
MYTHS AND FACTS ABOUT DICK CHENEY
MYTH: Dick Cheney wants to eat liberal’s souls.
FACT: Their souls are puny to him and would give him no sustenance.
MYTH: Dick Cheney is going to soon kill all liberals.
FACT: Dick Cheney will only kill them when they least expect it, and right now they expect it.
MYTH: When the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad overthrows the Obama administration, all who opposed him will be loaded into rockets and fired into the sun.
FACT: Firing people into the sun would be too costly and infeasible. They will instead be fed to Dick Cheney’s dinosaur mounts.
MYTH: Dick Cheney is invulnerable to all weapons.
FACT: Only to known weapons.
MYTH: If you ever don’t pay attention to the baby monitor, Dick Cheney will sneak in and shake your baby.
FACT: Dick Cheney does not shake babies; he’s swallows noisy babies whole.
MYTH: Dick Cheney plans to blot out the sun and usher in a thousand years of darkness.
FACT: Dick Cheney plans to destroy the sun.
MYTH: Dick Cheney strangles kittens for fun.
FACT: It’s more like a nervous habit.
To help wash that awful hippie taste out of your mouth from that last video, here’s a little something that Warner Brothers did in 1954, “By Word of Mouse”:
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Funny how mice that can barely speak English can comprehend the basics of capitalism, yet Obama is still utterly befuddled by it.
I hope Wanda Sykes’s kidney bean casserole fails.
One of the best things I can say about Democrats is that they never usually bite unless startled.
“I think that I shall never see
A joke as funny as a platypus.”
I’d probably be more amenable to violent revolution if there weren’t so much great stuff on TV.
