I hope Wanda Sykes’s kidney bean casserole fails.
One of the best things I can say about Democrats is that they never usually bite unless startled.
“I think that I shall never see
A joke as funny as a platypus.”
I’d probably be more amenable to violent revolution if there weren’t so much great stuff on TV.
Yeah, Marx’s comment about Religion as the “opiate of the masses” didn’t really foresee the advent of cable/satellite TV: “and in the future, there will be 200 channels of TV, and nothing to watch.”
I think that I shall never see, sanity in Wanda Sykes’ family tree.
Wanda Who? Oh you mean the washed up comedian who now makes the majority of her income doing cute cartoon shows and movie voiceovers ?
Great stuff on TV? Well.. I guess the word great is an adjective and therefore only contextually relevant to the user. I havent seen anything on TV lately that I would describe as “great” cept maybe the NASA channel when the shuttle is linking up to the ISS. But in a way you’re right….. its a hard choice……lets see.. what do I do tonight? Participate in violent revolution or watch TV? Im gonna have to check the magic 8 ball on this one……
Great stuff on TV what channels do you got that I don’t? I haven’t seen anything great on TV for a long time.
I love platypi. I have always imaged that when God was creating the earth he had “helpers” (angels) one of which came to him and said,
“Master, I have a whole bag of pieces parts left over. What do you want me to do with them.
And God said, “Let’s see, what do we have here. Fur, webbed feet, beaver tail, mammaries, and a duck like bill. I think we can make something out of that.”
Voile, the Platypus. The absolute proof God has a sense of humor………that and Wanda Sykes.
Cmon now, there are at least 30 channels that espouse the global warming hoax 24 hours a day. Surely you can watch one of those. there has to be at least 5 lying leftist channels, I mean news channels. Violent revolution only goes so far, cause, unless you live in commiefornistan, there are only so many hippies.
I’m the only non hippie on my street, I’ve punched them all three or four times they still don’t get it!
Democrats startle easily. I picture them all trying to hide behind each other, which never works. (h/t Douglas Adams)
Every platapus I’ve ever known was either a bore or deadly serious. You must know a lot of really crappy jokes.
I wish I could get cheaper cable by dropping channels. Why do I have to pay for channels I don’t watch, to get channels that I do? I would drop CNN, MSNBC, Lifetime, Oxygen, Home Shopping, and all the music channels until the day they start showing videos again.
Also Wanda Sykes is not a has been. She is a never was. She is a woman who has made her whole career as being someone you add in the final season to make your show more diverse, just before it gets canceled. Putting Wanda Sykes on your show, is the kiss of death.
Putting Wanda in your show is also known as jumping the shark.
WANDA SYKES THE QUEEN OF THE DYKES,
WAS A PHALLUS-A-PHOBE WITH MANY DISLIKES,
WITH A FACE LIKE BILL COSBY’S BUTT,
THIS CARPET MUNCHING SLUT,
FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE WHITE HOUSE REICHS.
Wow Frank, if you can actually come up with a list of great stuff on TV, I think we’d all be interested. I’ve got like 800 channels, and all I can find is unfunny, non-entertaining propaganda featuring people from the west coast that I can’t stand.
Platapi are poisonous mammals. wanda sykes is a rosie eating dyke. Do you think the platapus is thankful it doesn’t have to speak to that classless disgrace in the White House or look at that syky thing?
@ 6, Obviously you’re not hitting them hard enough. I reccomend breaking out the Louisville Slugger, you may have stumbled upon the den of extra hard headed Hippies.
Wanda Sykes’ wife (wife!?) just had twins, thus answering the one burning question I’ve had about her (or any) same sex marriaget: Which one are you….the f**ker or the f**kie?
RE #9 & 10: Hmm, and here I thought that Ted McGinley was the Patron Saint of Shark Jumping.
I pray that I will never see
What fell from the ugly tree
Not a duck billed platypus
But the muck filled fatty tush
Where lurks the head of Wanda Sykes
And the humor Obama likes
Psalm 2:4
“The One enthroned in heaven laughs; the Lord scoffs at them.”
Psalm 37:13
“but the Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming.”
Psalm 59:8
“But you, O LORD, laugh at them; you scoff at all those nations.”
Proverbs 1:26
“I in turn will laugh at your disaster; I will mock when calamity overtakes you -”
God has a sense of humor, but I don’t want to be the one he laughs at!